The Dum Dum Proxy

The Dum Dum Proxy

NOTE: This is part of a series of dum dum were-aykroyd transformation stories that take place in a different universe outside of the regular universe the characters are from, this is a continuing series that has now included Corey and Oats as part of the main cast and also includes parodies of fat acceptance/weight gain fics and mentions of body horror or some body horror elements and is not to everyone’s tastes, so if you have an issue with this I really couldn’t give a damn.


For more information on the saga look at the rest of the chapters in the order they appear in before reading this: Aykroydian Nightmare (has the first sort of appearance of the dum dum were-aykroyd, or rather a glimpse of him in the form of a nightmare sequence), To Be The Master's Favorite Aykroyd, Curse of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds, Night of the Dum Dums, Spirit of the Were-Aykroyd (the first one to feature Corey and Oats as supporting characters)

Were-Aykroyd Came From Planet Dum Dum, Rise of The Dum Dum Plague, The Dum Dum Plague Begins, Brotherhood of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds, Invasion of the Were-Aykroyd Dum-Dums, Corey and Oats in the Case of the Dum Dum Cookies, Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums, The Dum Dum Spirit's Newest Host, The Were-Aykroyd Master's Lover, The Debut of The Female Dum Dum, Attack of the Giant Dum Dum, A Dum Dum Plot For A Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd, The Return And Rise Again Of The Dum Dum Queen, Tim Gets Dummed Dummed, Domain of the Dum Dums, Wrath of the Dum Dum Master.


It is worth mentioning that you are not supposed to sympathize with the ‘Dum Dum Master’ in this story, as he is supposed to be the villain of the story who wants to use Nathan for his own gain, and to make Nathan into a dum dum were-aykroyd queen.

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Where we last left our heroes, Nathan had briefly been possessed by the spirit of the dum dum were-aykroyd and turned into his female dum dum were-aykroyd alter-ego however he kept his mind and intelligence and didn’t become stupid, and he and Corey and Oats were able to stand up to the master and tell him off for what he did. And now their journey continues, at their home in Nile Road in the dum dum were-aykroyd universe the two teams began to look further into the master’s intentions. ‘That master of yours was definitely extremely abusive to you, Nate.’ Corey observed. ‘I know, he just has this weird complex dual personality.’ ‘A dual personality?’ ‘Yes, like sometimes he would say he loves me and thinks I am lovely and beautiful yet othertimes he would mock me and say i’m ugly.’


“Ugly? You?”


“Yes.”


“That’s just cruel.”


“Yes, even though he has a thing for me as a dum dum.”


‘What? Why?’ ‘I guess all dum dum were-aykroyd masters i’ve had throughout this saga have wanted me to be a fat dum dum. Heck, the original one very much a nightmare spell to trap me in a nightmare where I am possessed by him and forced to say I am Dan Aykroyd and that I like being a fat were-aykroyd.’ ‘Oh yes, I remember that nightmare.’ ‘It was horrible.’ ‘Is that why you have to keep trying to find different masters each time?’ ‘Yes, either they turn out to be horrible were-aykroyd masters who want to use me or they turn dum dum on me. I am yet to find one who truly loves me.’


“I can relate to you on that.”


“Really, Oatsie? But you have lots of people who love you, me included.”


“It’s just that as a horse…I want someone who really gets me.”


“But nonetheless we totally get what you mean.”


“What your master did to you was cruel.”


“And I hope this master will be able to change his heart and warm up to you a bit more.”


“He probably will but i’m still afraid.”


Nathan sighed, thinking of all those horrible masters and how they abused and mistreated him, he thought of the times he got turned into a dum dum were-aykroyd briefly, it was scary to him the thought of losing his intelligence and becoming a mindless were-aykroyd dum dum and not being able to think or control his appetite, every time he indulged himself in food the dum dum would come out and so he often just had a light meal every day to keep the dum dum away, he recalled how he got into this mess to begin with.


He recalled he was in his home in this universe when he had been teleported to the dum dum master’s palace and he definitely recalled the palace being a lot prettier than he imagined it looking, for a type of were-aykroyd known for being slobbish the dum dums lived an extravagant life. Another recollection he had was of the master feeding him and using a strange machine to try and make him into a dum dum were-aykroyd, and also of how his master would go dum dum and attempt to chase him.


“You have been through a lot.”


“I know I have.”


“This master is definitely a confusing mess of a were-aykroyd.”


“And he will stop at nothing until i’m his dum dum queen.”


Oats looked at his friend and sighed as well, feeling rather sad about what was happening to him. ‘I like the palace the dum dums live in but I don’t want you to be forced to serve him or be his queen because he is a terrible master.’ ‘He is probably the only master I have at this point unless I leave and find another one.’ ‘That is true and he definitely does seem like he wants to harm you.’ ‘He likes his queens to be fat dum dum were-aykroyds, that is for sure.’


‘He takes body positivity to a grotesque extreme if you ask me.’ ‘Yes, he would definitely get along with those arrogant fat acceptance social media influencers who put their nudes all over Twitter for no reason, I mean when are they going to get that nobody wants to bang them?’ ‘Yeah, not to kinkshame them or anything but come on, they are grotesque and nobody asked for the answer to the question of whether or not overweight men can see their privates.’ ‘Absolutely, so disgusting.’


“Your master’s hyperfixation on you as a dum dum were-aykroyd is very concerning to me.”


“I have to agree.”


“It sounds like he wants to use you and control you.”


“Yes, he likes you as the dum dum, that is true but he wants you to be like that forever.”



“And that is what scares me.”


Anglo the anglerfish nodded…’But as long as we are here to protect you, he cannot harm you!’ ‘That’s a good way to put it Anglo.’ ‘Absolutely.’ The group worked on a plan to make sure that the dum dum were-aykroyd master would never be able to get to him and they worked on numerous ways to keep Nathan’s own dum dum side at bay, working on a myriad of ways to keep their best friend safe.


Aiyido the beholder kept watch and kept an eye out, checking to see if there were any dum dum were-aykroyds coming after the group and there weren’t any yet so he sighed in relief, but he was very ready just in case. ‘Those dum dums may have infectious farts but I have eye rays, and eleven dangerously powerful ones at that!’ ‘Naturally because beholders have lots of eyes and deadly eye rays.’


Mel looked online and found that the dum dum master had his very own Twitter account and naturally it was an afterdark account featuring fetishistic pictures of were-aykroyds that he had kept in the past and even some rather racy naked photos of some plus sized were-aykroyds with posts like ‘Dum dum were-aykroyd queen can’t wear jeans’ ‘Room for two? Try room for two hundred’ and ‘Dum dum were-aykroyd buffet in paradise’. ‘See? I told you guys he is the kind of weirdo to have that kind of content on his twitter page.’ ‘And look, he has a dum dum were-aykroyd twitter account too.’


Nathan looked at the dum dum were-aykroyd master’s twitter account which was full of posts about his transformations and also about his latest acquisition. ‘Wouldn’t this be stalking or harassing him in normal online terms?’ ‘When someone’s website or information is public, it is there for everyone to see it.’ ‘That is true, if they complain about people watching their every move online and checking over it all, that is their fault for publishing it online.’ ‘And dum dum master definitely deserves to be given this treatment. How has he not gotten in any sort of legal trouble for this yet?’ ‘He very much has been doing this sort of treatment to his were-aykroyds for what seems like years.’


He recounted the times he nearly went dum dum were-aykroyd including where he was trying to escape to his room and he felt like he was getting slower and when the spirit was obsessed with removing his ‘disguise’ to show the ‘dum dum within’ and the infamous moment where he coughed up what was known as dum dum food which formed a strange ooze, which then morphed into a strange mutated dum dum were-aykroyd spawn of sorts. He recalled how weird his current were-aykroyd master acted.


Sometimes this dum dum were-aykroyd master would have tendencies to try and eat his thralls if they disobeyed him like in one of those vore fetish stories, and Nathan recalled how sometimes his dum dum master would let his hunger get the past of him. ‘So he cannot control his appetite at times?’ ‘Yes, that is weird how he has hunger issues as a dum dum were-aykroyd yet I have not had them.’ ‘Maybe you are more in control of these dum dum urges and thoughts than you thought you were.’


‘It could be.’ ‘Is it like when I can’t stop thinking about fish?’ Anglo asked. ‘Kind of except you know more extreme and more bizarre.’ ‘Because you know how I am with fish. Fish, fish, fish, it’s pretty one of the only things I obsess over, feeeesh!’ ‘Yes Anglo, we know you love fish.’ ‘Tee hee, I am a silly anglerfish, I know.’ the purple anglerfish blushed as he continued to look and search, he came across the dum dum master’s tumblr and tinder pages which showed a collection of were-aykroyd pictures and pages from an ancient book of were-aykroyd lore.


“Look at this book, it has a lot of information about were-aykroyd lore.”


“And it definitely will help and answer our questions.”


“Yes, there are still a lot of questions we need to know the answers to.”


The pictures showed a lot of the costumes that were displayed at the palace including the bridal gown along with a couple of other costumes, Oats found it unusual that the dum dum were-aykroyd master wanted Nathan to be his queen despite the fact Nathan was biologically male. ‘I have to question your master’s motives…’ Corey spoke up and explained his reasoning for doing so, explaining what the master’s obviously sick intentions were.


“Yes, his intentions are evil and dubious.”


“Even though he doesn't sound like he means to hurt him?”


“Oh definitely, nobody even knows what he is up to."


‘I question his motives all the time too. Then again he is the one who changed the arrangement. I did not ask to be female, but somehow upon entering this universe I was cursed to turn into a female dum dum were-aykroyd form despite my normal human form being male! Apparently he need a female were-aykroyd to carry on the bloodline.’ ‘You did not want to be female originally, did you?’ ‘Oh no, I signed on to be the father. But as you know, that stupid spirit and that stupid master of mine changed the agreement.’


Corey thought about this and he looked over all that he had learned, Oats helped him as well, feeling very confused about the master’s change in the agreement. But nonetheless he so wanted to help his friend. Meanwhile in the palace of the dum dum were-aykroyd master, the dum dum were-aykroyd master was furious that he once again had lost the battle to take Nathan as his ‘dum dum queen’


But he was still determined to make him his ‘dum dum queen’ no matter what and he stormed up and down in the palace, mad that he had lost. ‘No matter what I do, that microbe and horse and their friends always stop me from obtaining Nathan and making him my dum dum queen, but do not worry…I will not give up. I need some assistance here so I will call on the two dum dums who I know will know how to do the job best. Sugarsack, Chub! Will you two come here please?’


Sugarsack and Chub entered where their boss was and they both looked at him…’You have summoned us, master?’ ‘Yes, I have. I need you both for something.’ ‘What do you need us for?’ ‘To help work on a new way to get my dum dum queen back to me.’ ‘We have tried everything but we will keep trying.’


The dum dum were-aykroyd master laughed evilly as he plotted his next plan with the help of his henchmen, he would stop at nothing to get the dum dum queen of his dreams and because he was not the type of were-aykroyd to pick any old random woman to be his wife, Nathan just had to be the one to become the dum dum queen no matter what, he definitely wasn’t one to give up on that goal either.


Back at this universe’s version of the Nile Road home the microbes, Aiyido the beholder, Mel, Aiyvan the monster and the snackles were all together helping Nathan as he recounted all the bizarre things that the dum dum were-aykroyd master did to him including the rather strange punishments for bad were-aykroyds such as putting them in a food room where he’d make them so hungry he’d make them want to transform, his unusual spanking punishment, and the chained inside a bathtub punishment.


He also recalled the dum dum master trying to ‘taste’ him and eat him, because the dum dum master told him it was the one of the only ways to become a dum dum were-aykroyd, and he recalled the dum dum master licking or nibbling his toes, very much making him reenact what happened to teen actors on the set of Dan Schneider’s sitcoms every day. But of course he was not as perverted as Schneider, he just was desperate to have a dum dum were-aykroyd wife and he was lonely.


Nathan shuddered as he remembered just how gross it was to have someone nibbling him or trying to eat him, and he thought the dum dum were-aykroyd master licking him and trying to nibble on him was kind of gross. He did not like the idea of the dum dum transformation in general, he hated having a dum dum were-aykroyd alter-ego. And to say he really did not want the master to make him an idiot was an understatement, he kept saying over and over that he did not want to be made into a fat idiot, but his master never listened to him.


That was the problem with a few of his old masters, they just had a thing for him as a dum dum were-aykroyd, it was like they were personally objectifying him for being overweight as a were-aykroyd, making him feel even more uncomfortable about his curse in general, what was originally a cool and fun experience of turning into a supernatural version of Dan Aykroyd turned into a constant search for trying to remain having a normal life despite being cursed to being so abnormal. 'Why oh why do I have to be cursed with a female dum dum body in this universe, I could have been a cool Were-Aykroyd blues brother but here I am, a fat dum dum wife? If my master had not made that stupid change in the agreement which was originally an agreement I made, this would not have happened.'


Constant nightmares kept him up at night, nightmares about fat were-aykroyds and of turning into one, making him feel very much like he was alone. But Corey comforted him and told him he and the others would all be there for him, he smiled as he felt a lot better, he looked through the window and saw the dum dum were-aykroyd spirit.


The spirit had possessed Nathan last time and turned him into his female dum dum were-aykroyd but this time the spirit just floated there patiently, as if waiting for something and so Aiyido and Anglo jumped up behind him and scared him, which made him flee. Sugarsack and Chub stood there before trying to break into the house.


“Oh no, it’s those two again!”


“Don’t Sugarsack and Chub know better than to keep failing over and over?”


“They wouldn’t be henchmen if they did!”


Corey and Oats fought them off as both of they helped Nathan and helped him figure out what to do next, and Nathan knew that he would never be alone because he had friends to help him with his problem and also in addition to this, the duo told him that they would always be there for him and that they would always be there to take care of him.


As long as they were together there was nothing they could not do as a team and they were able to work on a plan, the next stage of the plan involved using the computer to spy on the dum dum were-aykroyd master which they did with a special detection software built in to the computer. They spied on the dum dum master and tracked his every movements so they could look around the palace without entering it.


They walked on this next part of the plan as they studied the dum dum master’s every move and worked on trying to prevent him as Anglo kept him safe through the night with his magic light that he had at the end of his lure. ‘Thank you guys, you really have provided a lot of help in this mission to protect me.' 'No problem, the dum dum were-aykroyd master may be a deceptive and manipulative villain but we are always going to keep you safe, because you are our pal.' 'All the palm pals, unicorns, snackles, squishmallows, and even the deady bears, love you so much!'


And so they continued their brave plan and ventured into the strange palace of the dum dum were-aykroyd master, also picking up all sorts of information on were-aykroyds and they all kept the information and told the staff at this universe’s version of their house all about what was happening to Nathan and what he was going through.


Belinda, Carmela, Andrea, and Mariah were all very understanding and vowed to help our heroes, and so the group of friends along with Corey and his microbial gang and the Snackle gang and the Burtonian gang all worked together to keep Nathan safe along with Mel.


The dum dum were-aykroyd master was still waiting and lurking, but he luckily did not get to claim Nathan, because even if he did think about it he knew Corey, Oats and the gang would be there to stop him. The duo and all their friends spent a lot of time together working on the rest of the plan, and when they had finished they got ready to have dinner in the lounge.


After having dinner in the lounge they emailed this universe’s version of Jill about their adventure and had a karaoke session, an hour later when their karaoke session was over they all gathered into the bedroom. Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his pink nightgown while Anglo put on a glow-in-the-dark sea-creature themed pajama top and nightcap.


They brushed their teeth in the bathroom before heading into the bedroom, they all gathered up their friends and hopped into bed, drifting off to sleep and having sweet dreams as Mel hugged them and also hugged Nathan back. Nathan slept easy that night, knowing he would never likely turn into a female dum dum were-aykroyd again, but just in case he knew better not to eat too much for that would bring out the dum dum were-aykroyd.


And now that Nathan was not alone and his friends with him, he knew he would be able to survive the dum dum were-aykroyd ordeal and make it out alright, which he did and he smiled as he drifted off to sleep, having sweet dreams as well. And thus, this chapter of the dum dum were-aykroyd saga is over.


But there are more chapters to come and stay tuned for more with not only this but with Corey and Oats’s adventures in their own stories. Initially these Were-Aykroyd adventures in the dum dum were-aykroyd universe did not feature the lovable duo at least not up until Aykroydian Nightmare and their vital role in Corey and Oats VS The Spirit of the Were-Aykroyd but since the beginning of the dum dum were-aykroyd universe they have been supporting cast members.


And now they help Nathan with his problem and fend off the dum dum were-aykroyds and save the day with Mel, don’t worry my friends, more adventures are coming up so stay tuned!