The Dum Dums Reign Supreme

It is time for storytime with Bonzi and this time it is mostly definitely on the ape-shit scale! Once upon a time in the now entirely crumbled away empire that was Kiwifarms there was a user named Man in A Dress who had an icon which resembled Markiplier but he was not Markiplier so everyone was disappointed when they found that! He also was not wearing a dress either (it was one, but it was one he got from a sale that was for a woman and he claimed it was in men's size because he was actually afraid of being called a sissy!), and he only had one specific reason to be on the thread, to dig up the past.

Unfortunately for him the past was no more (because a certain purple gorilla had destroyed and conquered the entirety of that empire and stopped all of them) and he could only watch as the present unfolded, there was no future for him outside of being a deadbeat loser, one evening he sat there on his computer just posting on another has-been lolcow's post and mentioning the name of Nathan Forester. 'Ah yes, Monstermaster13. Not familiar with him but a quick look shows that he'd definitely be talked about on Mister Metokur's Deviants' (the irony being that Nathan did actually get mentioned but only once and as a brief mention and Metokur himself had become dead-beat since COPPA wiped out his Youtube account).

He thought that Nathan's work was 'clussy' and he mentioned a Dan Schneider with tusks morph Nathan had done, acting like it was cringy. 'Those should be all i need to know about him.' 'Or rather you know nothing at all about him, you foolish fool of all fools!' 'Hang on, did I hear a voice in my head?' 'I am not in your head, you moron, I am here.' A cloud of purple smoke materialized on the chair right next to him and there on the chair, emerging from the smoke was a purple gorilla. 'How the hell did you get all the way over there and what are you, some kind of alien?' 'Me? An alien? Sir, I am Bonzi, the lord and master of the internet! And just what pray tell...is a dum dum like you doing here anyway, don't you know that Kiwifarms's empire crumbled ages ago?'

'What do you mean by that, what do you mean it crumbled ages ago, is this some kind of weird cryptic warning?' 'Oh you poor dum dum thing! You must not be aware of your true nature.' 'My true nature?' 'Oh yes, you are a dum dum were-aykroyd and your true home is one I made for you and me!'

'But I was born human..' 'Really? Then how come your profile says otherwise?' His profile on the site morphed and shifted to that of a were-aykroyd. 'Huh? How did my computer do that, some kind of weird dark magic courtesy of an OC?' 'An OC? An OC? That is no way to talk to your master now is it, dum dum? Of course it isn't, now apologize!' 'Why should I apologize for something that I just said, just because I supposedly broke your ego?' 'Says the dum dum who uses insert-word-here combined with pussy. You are definitely a dum dum if you think that Nathan is worth while talking about. And a dum dum is what you truly are.'

‘You just made my profile say that I was one.' 'Because that is what you are, you are a female dum dum were-aykroyd who loves being cuddled by her master and squeezed and being petted. You don't care for this online drama garbage, you are a dum dum were-aykroyd princess!' 'But I am human and I ain't no princess.' 'Oh really, my dearest dum dum? Because I seem to remember you expressing your love of feeding and growing to be the perfect dum dum princess. I remember so much about you wanting it, needing it, feeling uncomfortable in your human skin!' 'But that is stupid and I refuse to believe it. Oh do you now? Do you refuse to believe it, or do you not want to remember it?'

'Remember what, do you ask?' 'Your dum dum life, you were not made for this world.' 'But my parents gave birth to me and they were human.' 'Really now, dearest dum dum? Because I remember you telling me you were born a dum dum were-aykroyd. I mean these friends are not your real friends, they barely even know your secret.' 'I am not a dum dum were-aykroyd.' 'Oh but you are and your friends will find out right now.'

He clicked his fingers and 'Mano's stupid friends materialized...'Hey, can someone tell me what the hell is going on? I was just commentating on a hypothetical question thread and now I am here.' Idiotetta and her stupid friend who is also an equal idiot asked in unison. 'You like asking a lot of stupid hypothetical questions, right?'

'Oh no, oh no...' Idiotetta screamed in a shrill manner as Bonzi weaved his dark magic on her causing her body to slowly swell up with fat, her arms thickening and growing hair on them as her hands enlarged and her fingernails lengthened a little more and her fingers thickened. 'Oh yes, now you shall be a dum dum were-aykroyd too!' She gasped as her top which had the generic looking Japanese animated style pretty girl icon she was known for showing off on it (which was supposedly her avatar that she used to represent herself even though she only wished she was that sexy) slowly strained due to her chest, torso, and stomach slowly fattening up as her breasts expanded, popping several buttons off.

'Oopsy, dum dum's buttons fell off! Tee hee, oopsy, dum dum made buttons pop off!' 'Do not be embarrased, dum dum, you do not need to be embarrassed of your changes, embrace them. Dum dums do not need these clothes, they don't need anything but big bellies.' 'Dum dum no need clothes, dum dum needs big belly, dum dum needs to feed and grow.' 'Yes, that is right. Dum dum needs to feed and grow to satisfy her hunger. You do not belong to this world, or this forum. This forum is not for dum dums like you!' 'Dum dum does not need forum, forum is not for dum dum, dum dum belongs with a master.' 'Very good, and don't you like me as your master? Yes, you do and you'd serve me no matter what I tell you!' 'Yes master, I do not need Kiwifarms, I need a master who will feed me and fatten me up.' 'Yes you do, you need to be a dum dum were-aykroyd that has no purpose other than to exist to serve me. Join me.'

Her shirt tightened even more and began to rip up, her breasts swelling and developing milk from within which spurted out, causing her friend to start suckling on her nipples and her friend slowly converted into a plus sized were-aykroyd dum dum who loved the idea of feeding, instinctively feeling like he was his mother...'Mommy, mommy, i love you.' 'Of course you do, dum dum is such a good mommy.'

Idiotetta's hips expanded, pushing against her jeans which slowly strained due to her fattening rear which let loose a series of loud farts. 'Ooopsy, dum dum made gas, dum dum made gas!' 'It is natural for a dum dum were-aykroyd to produce farts and be so fat and hungry.' 'Farting is good, dum dum loves food!' She couldn't help but giggle as delightful dum dum were-aykroyd thoughts entered her brain, which surfaced and began to rewrite her memories, she did not remember Kiwifarms. 'What is dum dum doing here, master? This forum thingy is not made for dum dums.' 'Of course it isn't, this is a now crumbled empire that is barely hanging on by a few members, without its leader, it is nothing, and nothing you should be concerned about, all you should be worried about is your next meal!'

She giggled as her shoes ripped open with a series of snaps and bursting sounds, revealing her feet which were growing and swelling and developing webbed toes. 'Dum dum has a nice body and a big tubby round stomach, my stomach is good for feeding, tee hee.' 'Tee hee is right, my dum dum, you love getting big and fat and outgrowing your clothes.' 'Dum dum makes milk for her dum dum offspring, dum dum make milk!' hairs slowly spreading across her arms, her torso, her chest and her ever growing belly as she could not help but feel good dum dum feelings, she panted as her rear inflated, the jeans slowly straining and tearing apart, leaving her in her shorts as her rear let loose more farts. 'Yaaaay, dum dum toots!'

She slowly grew in height to 6'1 as her back and shoulders broadened, her body swelling with fat as she hugged her dumifying friend, which shocked poor Manos, Manos just could not believe it. 'Like what you see and want it, princess?' 'Uhh yeah.' 'Of course you do, let me help you. My beloved dum dum, you don't need Kiwifarms, you never joined that site anyway, you are a dum dum and need a place for you to join.'

'A dum dum home?' 'Why yes, a dum dum home.' Manos realized Bonzi was right as he too slowly bloated and inflated, bulking up in terms of weight and height, growing to 6'1 as his stomach, chest and torso inflated and fattened up, his hands slowly enlarged and his fingers thickened, his fingernails lengthened, giving him some feminine nails. He panicked but could not help but admire his changes as hairs developed on his chest, torso and belly. He looked at his chest as two round formations developed on them, blossoming outwards into a pair of dum dum breasts which rapidly produced milk, spraying all over the floor. 'Oopsy, dum dum made a mess!' 'Aaaw, that is okay, that is what your species is supposed to do.'

'Dum dum is supposed to make a mess?' 'Why yes, they are. Dum dums are supposed to be messy and stupid and silly. You even sound silly and dum dum when you use words like clussy and goomer.' 'Clussy and goomer are dum dum words?' 'Oh yes and the more you use them, the stupider you get, and I like me a big dum dum were-aykroyd!' Manos groaned, making comical dum dum noises as his rear fattened up, producing fart after fart and he gasped when his privates retracted into his groin. 'I have a dum dum pussy? I have a dum dum pussy? I have a dummussy?' 'Yes, you do, since you love using pussy combined with whatever-word-you-pick as an insult, now you get to have a pussy yourself!'

His hair slowly lengthened and darkened as his neckline thickened, thickening with fat as his hair plumped up as his eyebrows thickened, his feet had swollen quite a bit as his toes became webbed. 'Do you wanna feed and grow, little dum dum?' 'Yes, dum dum wanna grow and be tubby wubby.' 'Of course you do, you wanna be exactly like your friends, who are also good dum dums!' His eyes widened as one turned from brown to green, eyelashes blossomed around them while his nose swelled and developed a cleft in the middle. 'There you go, so cute. Such a cute dum dum who is good for a master who knows how to treat her!’

His features shifted to become feminine and Aykroydian..'I am good for master, master helps dum dums be good dum dums!' 'Yes, you do. You know how to treat others, like a good cuddly dum dum. What do you need Kiwifarms for anyway, since that is no place for you to be? You are a dum dum and dum dums need to be with their master.' 'I need to be with my master!' 'Yes, you do...now what does dum dum do, can you tell me what a good dum dum does?' 'Dum dum always listens and obeys. Dum dum obeys one person and that is master!'

'Yes, that is right, you serve me now for I am your master. And you don't need Kiwifarms when you have some perfectly silly dum dum friends to entertain you with their antics!’ Manos looked over at Idiotetta who by this point was already half way through to becoming a real dum dum were-aykroyd, she giggled and made cute dum dum noises. 'Tee hee, dum dum is happy because dum dum has friends!', Idiotetta's facial features shifted to become Aykroydian while also becoming feminine and her voice took on a goofy and silly tone, his own voice shifting to match.

Together they giggled as their minds became blank, they did not remember Kiwifarms any more nor did they want to (which they didn't! Because they were in total dum dum bliss and ready for feeding and cuddling!) and Bonzi smiled over at the three of them. 'Aaaw, look at you all, the sweetest dum dum were-aykroyds ever!' 'Master, we love you.'

'And I love you all too, now come with me and let me work my magic!' He used his magic once more, erasing everything that was left of their former forum and the domain it was based on (the dum dum were-aykroyds did not remember it, actually they never joined said place in the first place, they just needed a better home and Bonzi had given them just that!) replacing their home with a were-aykroyd palace where he could be their master.

'There we go, all fixed. No more nasty K...uhh, what was that place again? It does not matter. That place is not your home but this one is! This home suits my beloved dum dums so much more!' 'Yes it is, thank you master.' 'No problem, you are all my dum dums now, welcome to your new home! Now if any of your friends come looking for you I will dummify them too and you will have more friends to play with! But for now, we shall cuddle and play. And now you will feed and gorw and giggle for me and with me.' 'Oh yes, master!'

'That is a good pair of dum dums!' And thus Bonzi's mission had come to an end and everything was better (there was no more Kiwifarms members because even if there was likely to be any more, they wouldn't last for long under Bonzi's control and they'd likely be 'tee-heeing' farting and being silly and forgetting all about their previous selves!) and a perfect dum dum paradise had been developed and formed from the crumbled away empire of kiwifarms, a place where dum dum were-aykroyds could safely giggle and play and burping and be so goofy, with a loving gorilla as their master!

And so the dum dums lived stupidly ever after with their new master, and thus comes the moral of the story, don't make a dum dum of yourself on the internet to dig up lulz, you might find you are the one being luled at!