Jacob is a dum dum

It is time for storytime with Bonzi and it is time for an extra helping of bizarre with this one! There once was a Deviantart and furaffinity universe user named JacobNochez, Jacob thought he could tell others what to write about, one day he decided to target Nathan (for no reason other than the fact he thought Nathan was a hypocrite for not liking weight gain!) by commenting on his page. 'Lol I totally love how you hate fat fetish art while totally doing weight gain transformation stuff with were-aykroyds.' 'First of all dingus Mcmoron, it's called satire and dark comedy, ever heard of those things? Also your typical weight gain fic is just simping over how fat someone is getting!'

'Oh but you are delusional if you think you are any different.' 'Oh but I am, my work is played for horror and comedy, sometimes both, not for fetish purposes. Look, I had a brief interest in weight gain stories once, but that was only because the ones I read years ago were harmless and I did not know that weight gain was a thing. I never wanted to become overweight myself!'

'You aren't any better yourself, telling others what they can and cannot write about. If I want to write about people turning into clones of Dan Aykroyd, I can and I will! It is my content and not yours. Maybe if you want fat fetish porn you could just go on onlyfans, there are tons of desperate lardo boys on there.'

Obviously this was ticking Jacob off really badly so he blocked Nathan for no reason (but the reason was because he knew Nathan was right and he was a moron and didn't want to admit it!), so for seemingly what seemed like a few months nothing more came of it. But then he came on DA and posted the father of all shitty comments...'Still yelling at clouds? Man, I thought you could not get any more delusional.' 'Sounds like you are talking about yourself again. Look, if you want horny fat content or me to respect that kind of content, forget it, you will get dum dum content and like it!'

Nathan definitely knew he had had enough of this moron and his stupid antics so he chanted a spell to summon a familiar purple gorilla, a cloud of smoke materialized in the room and took on the form of a gorilla, the gorilla stretched as he greeted him. 'I have been summoned! What can I do for you, oh dearest summoner?' 'This little moron named JacobNochez obviously has a highly inflated opinion of himself and of weight gain, show him how much of a dum dum he is by telling him the horrors of it, please!'

'It will be my pleasure to teach this stubborn shithead a lesson.' 'Good, see to it that he gets treated like a dum dum!' 'Oh I shall indeed, you can count on me and he will get his just desserts.' Bonzi floated over to Jacob who was being a penis-headed moron as per usual. 'You must be the little punk known as JacobNochez, I am Bonzi.' 'What are you supposed to be an NFT or an OC?' 'Oh no, I am no NFT. I am Bonzi, lord and master of the internet!'

'I didn't know the internet needed a master.' 'Oh but it does and that master is me. And now what is this I hear about you not liking dum dum were-aykroyds while defending fat fetish content?' 'Well..' 'You would have to be a dum dum to think otherwise.' Bonzi smirked as he used his magic to make an entrance form in the wall. 'What is this entrance for, your fat fetish dungeon?' 'No silly, it is for what I will show you!'

A cart manifested in front of Jacob and he was teleported into the cart, the cart moved all by itself and showed him a House of Horrors attraction in which people who did weight gain art or had a fat fetish met their demises, such as one person being fattened up by a demon and turning into a fat pig-like demon to reflect his greedy attitude, a man who wished to play the part of a fat villain slowly turning into Baron Harkonnen from David Lynch's adaptation of Dune, another man wished he could be a fat man with liquid dripping down with his body as he slowly gained weight and found himself turning into a living Buddha statue with a fountain that attached itself. 'That's what he gets for wishing he could have liquid running down his fat body, now he is a living Buddha statue and he will be sitting like that forever.' 'You turned him into a statue?' 'Well he wished for this.'
One room showed a person turning into a grotesque human/elephant seal hybrid while several others showed several fat fetish artists melting together into a puddle. 'Do you see what will happen if you do not stop acting like a dum dum?' 'A dum dum, me?' 'Why yes, you, you are a dum dum after all!'

'But I am a human.' 'Oh really, my dearest dum dum? You are a dum dum were-aykroyd, you always have been. You have always been a good dum dum were-aykroyd who loves to eat, fart, and serve the master!' His eyes gave off a supernatural glow and Jacob could not help but look into them and fall into a trance...'Y-Yes, I live to serve my master.' '

Yes, and who is your master? That is right, me. I am your master. This form of yours was a mistake. You were never meant to be skinny, you were meant to be a fat were-aykroyd wife who serves a loving master, you were meant to be your real self, look at you, you are so weak and thin, you need to embrace your true nature.' 'My true nature, master?'

'Why yes, your true nature as a gluttonous were-aykroyd wife who loves food. Come with me, I have a room I wish to show you.' The cart stopped over at a room that was a giant kitchen filled with food, food that was no doubt tempting for the entranced mentally dum dumed Jacob. 'Do you like the food I have picked out for us?' 'Oh master, those look yummy!' 'Well let's sit down and eat, my dearest dum dumikins!' The two of them jumped out of the cart and entered the kitchen.

Bonzi gave Jacob all sorts of fattening and delicious treats like pies, cakes, donuts and even chocolates..each bit of food helped increase the dum dum personality traits in his mind as Jacob scoffed them all down, he looked at himself and started giggling as his hands slowly enlarged as his fingers thickened, his fingernails extending into beautiful well-manicured ones. 'Oooh dum dum has pretty nails!' 'Of course you do, you are a most beautiful dum dum wife!'

His chest and torso slowly expanded and swelled with fat, pushing against his shirt as brown hairs grew on them, his hands also developed brown hairs as did his arms. 'Oooh, dum dum has nice hairs.' 'Of course you do, so big, so silly, so tubby wubby!' his stomach was also swelling and inflating with fat and he could not help but rub it and make cute dum dum noises as he did so. 'Oooh, dum dum is growing, dum dum is growing.' 'Oh yes, you certainly are. Your human clothes are tearing, because dum dums are too big for those puny clothes, tee hee hee!'

He felt a couple of round formations growing on his chest which blossomed out into a pair of plus sized breasts, breasts that were pumping up with milk and dripping all over his shirt. 'Tee hee, dum dum is making milk!' 'Oh yes, of course you are. Dum dum wives like you need to make milk for future dum dum offspring, and you are going to be a perfect mommy one day.' 'Dum dum will be a mommy?' 'Oh yes, and a good one at that.'

His shirt slowly ripped apart as the buttons flew all over the place, his fattening belly on full display for everyone to see! 'Look at you, my lovely dum dum, such a lovely belly. I could just poke it all day, poke, poke, poke!' 'Stop it, stop poking dum dum's lovely belly. Wait did I call myself a dum dum?' 'Of course you certainly did. You are my dum dum after all.'

Bonzi rubbed Jacob's growing stomach and laughed at how cute he was being...'Aaaw, you are so precious, and a good dum dum.'Jacob's shoes got increasingly tighter and tighter until they ripped apart, exposing his feet which were growing larger and developing webbed toes. 'Oooh, dum dum is so pretty.' 'Oh yes, very pretty.’

Jacob groaned as Bonzi rubbed his stomach and cuddled him, his rear inflated as it pushed against his jeans, causing his jeans to slowly tighten as a series of farts produced from his behind. 'Oooh, dum dum toots.' 'Yes, you do, toot toot, dum dum!' He giggled and laughed as his legs thickened and his stomach slowly pushed against his belt, breaking his belt right open. 'Oopsy, my belt broke off!' 'That is alright, my beloved dummikins! Your growing belly was too big for it anyway.'

He giggled as his privates shifted to become those of the opposite sex and at the same time his online profiles was shifting as well, his furaffinity page was warping to be a dum dum were-aykroyd centric page with a favorites selection of were-aykroyds with their masters and his username had shifted too..from Jacobthenochez to 'DumDumLoverGirl900' and the icon/pfp was that of a fat female were-aykroyd. 'There we go, so much better and fitting for you, my sweet big dum dum ice cream with a cherry on top!'

His jeans slowly tore up in a few places, leaving him in his shorts and scraps of his shirt as he watched his Deviantart profile shift in the same way his furaffinity page had, changing to 'DumDumLoverGirl' and showing pictures of were-aykroyds with their masters. 'Do you like what you see, my dearest dumpling with two lovely round buns?' 'Oh yes, my delicious bubblegum sweetie pie topped with blackberries! This suits me more than my old page did.’ 'Of course it does, that acting all high and mighty thing was not for you, you are more natural as a dum dum because that is the real you!'

He giggled as he slowly grew in height to 6'1 as his hair lengthened, his eyes widening as eyelashes blossomed around them, one of them turning from brown to green as his face plumped up. 'You are right, my delicious ice cream sundae with a chocolate scoop!' 'A good dum dum always obeys his or her master and you will always obey me, won't you?' 'Oh yes, I certainly will, my delicious big bowl of candy with two delicious marshmallows!'

His eyebrows thickened a little as his nose broadened and developed a cleft, he kissed Bonzi as his lips became kissable and his features became Aykroydian and feminine, any traces of his former self were disappearing. 'Oh you look so much better than before, you look like a big sweetie pie with some cream on top!'

Jacob realized he had been a right dum dum to be so rude to someone for having different tastes than his own (in fact, he had been a right dum dum!) and he realized at this point he was a 'she', in fact 'she' was a super pretty dum dum female were-aykroyd as her mind shifted, making her feel like she had always been a dum dum as her room morphed and twisted into a lovely paradise for a pretty feminine dum dum were-aykroyd. 'Is this to your liking, my delicious dumpling?' 'Why yes it is, I don't know what I was thinking by being a dum dum to Nathan. But then again dum dum has always been such a dumpy dum dum!'

'Of course you have, but I forgive you. You are such a squishy soft cuddly wuddly dumball! I love you so much, as your master, I know what is best for you.' 'I would never betray you, master.' Jacob or rather 'Jacey' made a series of cute were-aykroyd noises as he/she was petted by Bonzi. 'You are such a good dum dum were-aykroyd.'

Mentally she felt very stupid and silly (but that is normal for a dum dum) and she felt like cuddling, hugging and playing with her master. 'And so my work here is done, I have taught you a lesson and taught you well I have!’ She giggled and hugged her new master, the gorilla known as Bonzi. 'Oh how I love you, my big banana split with two delicious cherries!' 'And I love you too, my delightful sashimi with a big pair of dumplings!'

She blushed bright red after hearing Bonzi's adult themed food related terms of endearment, because they made her laugh so much that she turned bright red in the face as she kissed him and cuddled him. Bonzi smiled and cuddled his new dum dum were-aykroyd. 'You will be a fine mommy one day, maybe you will find a dum dum were-aykroyd husband who loves you, but for now, enjoy your life as one, as this is your new life and you will live it forever.'

'Forever.' Jasey murmured dumbly before yawning and laying down on the ground, resting as he put a blanket on her and sang a soothing lullaby. 'Good night, my dearest dum dum-ball, have the sweetest of dreams about me.' She closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.

And so Bonzi used his magic to keep the dum dum were-aykroyd known as Jacey safe and sound, looking after her and raising her the right way, as a result, over time Jacey became nicer and more respectful of others. And eventually she met a male were-aykroyd dum dum to claim as her own and the two of them dated and formed a lovely relationship with each-other.

It wasn't long until Jacey's giant stomach had several little mini dum dums growing inside them and when it was time for her to give birth there was an elaborate ceremony and Bonzi himself was the minister! And when they got married they became closer to each-other than ever before.

Bonzi had done a good job in teach another wrongdoer a lesson and also showing them the errors of their ways and giving them a new identity, and Jacey had now reformed and lightened up, all was well with the world! And thus brings us to the moral of the story, don't act like a dum dum to others online or you might as well end up becoming one yourself!