Funny
Irony and irreverence towards sex and sexuality in general
The genre Funny collects all those erotic stories that contain an streak of irony and / or disrespectful to sex or sexuality in general. The stories collected in this category show that laughter and eros can meet up.
49 erotic stories of the genre funny which were read 185.3K times.
The GoatI'm Annabelle 25 and last week I was at the family farm with my boyfriend Scott. We were walk around and in the back paddock decided to have sex on a haystack. After we had fucked and I was ready to return to the house. Scott dropped his cellphone and as he bent over to pickup it up. Brutus my younger brother's goat came charging up and butted Scott in the arse and he landed in a muddy puddle left over from recent rain. I peed myself laughing and Scott isn't happy about being the butt of everyon...reading time 1 minwritten on2019-05-01of
AnnabelleNow That's Salty Popcorn!If you know anything about my sexual history you know one thing. I love to give blowjobs. I literally have no idea why that is. I know a lot of girls could take it or leave it. And some, for reasons known only to them, just won't do it. But I can't imagine going more than a couple of days without having someone's little-man wet-sneeze on my tonsils. I used to laugh when my obviously feminist guidance counselor asked me what I would do if I had a billion dollars and didn't have to work. I knew...reading time 8 minwritten on
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Zoey "princesstiddiez"RevengeYears ago when I was 24 and foolish, I hooked up with footballer. Not a national league just our local. I started having regular sex with him, then I found that he had secretly filmed us having sex. He had shown all his team mates and I didn't know what to do. I had friend who was very smart and was studying to be a pharmacist. He was always picked on at school, they called a nerd and worse. But when he home from university, I asked him what could I do. He said I could report my now ex boyfriend...reading time 3 minwritten on
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EmmaMy girlfriends favorite magazineYou’ve got no idea how horny each issue of Hustler makes my girlfriend Janine. Every month I get more & more excited the closer it comes to the next issue, anticipating Janine getting hot as she looks through the magazine. Janine dresses very sexily, in stockings and a tight basque that barely contains her 36C tits, her nipples already hard as she flicks through the pages, getting aroused as she reads the raunchy confessions alongside the stunning girl pics. Soon she’ll be so hot her fingers...reading time 2 minwritten on
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RegBPrivate ladies tea partyThe blond girl gasps as the man’s hands cup her small, round breasts, pressing the stubbly erect nipples together so that his tongue need move only an inch or two to tease both. A moment later he reaches down her body, slipping a hand between her thighs. Deftly his fingers sift the dark blond curls of her pubic hair, smooth & damp lips of her vagina. She moans as he brushes her clitoris. Moving more urgently now, he slides a leg over hers and settles between her thighs. The girl grunts a...reading time 8 minwritten on
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JaneyRBest friends momIt was the summer of 1965, my best friend Leo lived just over the hill from me, he was 18 and I was 17, I had just graduated high school and Leo had just finished his freshman year in College. I had purchased a 57 Chevy and Leo’s Dad had gotten him an old Studebaker. I had always wondered why he had purchased the old car that needed work for Leo because he was a jock, me, Gill was the wrench turner that’s why my 57 Chevy had almost 500 horse power. Well time and time again Leo and I would go out...reading time 89 minwritten on
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ohmyyes64Nookie after a long spell inside.You can say I love older women at least a good decade or so. If I were to ever choose to be married to someone it's going to be with an older woman by 15-25 years older then me. Why? Well after this story I guess you will get the picture. This was one of a life time opportunities I had. I had just gotten out of the Pen two weeks earlier from serving 16 months of a duece plus for setting fires. Time went smoothly and I wanted to keep my nose clean. I was also in the 12 step recovery groups. Main...reading time 4 minwritten on
2018-06-02of
G.FMy perfect girlI leave work, after a long day. I’ve called you and said “Make me happy when I come home, sweetheart, it’s been a bitch of a day”. What I don’t tell you is that I have my boss with me in the car. He’s a big man, a complete contrast to my slim frame. I also think he’s a dirty bastard, but I’m yet to be convinced of that. You open the door to me, in your French Maid outfit, and a jewelled butt plug firmly in place, with a huge smile on your face. You see my boss with me and your face falls a lit...reading time 6 minwritten on
2017-05-08of
Hatman_UKSometimes a girl has to take things into her own handsI turned and looked in the mirrors. I saw me, pleasing these two guys. Me, Marie riding and sucking, giving pleasure, and receiving more in return. I came so hard that I couldn’t ride as the orgasm was too strong. Lee started to fuck me from underneath as Anton continued to fuck my mouth and rub his cock on my face. For over 12 months Brad had told me he would arrange for a 2-guys-and-me threesome. Which was in return for the one I arranged with Sally, me and him. I made suggestions from our...reading time 38 minwritten on
2017-04-07of
Samar_xxx90A real dickSomething told me it was time to get up. I did not want to. I was warm and comfortable in the dark, all curled up and nestled into my special place to rest. Why couldn’t they all just leave me the fuck alone?!?! I did my best to ignore them. I really did not care if they thought I was a Dick. All I really wanted to do was rest! It was no use. I opened my eye and looked around. It was still dark, but I knew it would not be for much longer. The voices around me were growing more insistent. The de...reading time 8 minwritten on
2016-10-07of
imornery81Sex-Blow job before the actual dateHey everyone, has anyone ever been on a blind date (either as a fix-up, or through an internet dating site) in which you met the person and had sex or hooked up before any 'date,' occurred (i.e., dinner, drinks, movie?) I can think of one such event. A mutual friend set me up with a woman. We talked on the phone and had a couple of nice conversations. We set up a date for a Saturday night. Basically, dinner and drinks. Place picked out - I made reservations. She asked that I picked her up and r...reading time 5 minwritten on
2016-09-30of
ILoveBigBushHaunted house hook upIn well done, professional haunted house attractions, adreneline runs high, need to be with someone else becomes paramount and strangers are knit together in strange circumstances that otherwise would never happen!!! That's what happened the other night for me. I don't kiss and tell all... But I will tell you how the most fantastic weekend of my life started!! ------------ I have always loved haunted houses! I went to them all of the time when I was single and for several years I worked in se...reading time 14 minwritten on
2016-09-16of
imornery81Only if I wanted toThere was no way he could catch me. Not if I did not want him to. Not if I did not allow it! I am 5’2”, 22-years-old, weight about 110lb and fairly fit. He is 6’1”, 43-years-old and must be around 200lb. He also loves alcohol and cigarettes a little too much. Nevertheless, catch me he did. Egged on by the promise of intemperate love making and with a little, tactful help by myself I was soon in his evil clutches – right where I longed to be! He chased me all the way up the field. A slight sk...reading time 24 minwritten on
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PhoolioCumming Up Trumps parts 1, 2 and 3As Trump stood looking out over the pristine lawns from his Oval Office he couldn't believe how much his life has changed in the last two weeks. The wall to Mexico had begun construction and he had already begun to dissolve Obamacare. However, as the breeze blew a few golden leaves over the sun drenched lawn, little did he know that the next 24 hours would change his life and perhaps that of the nation forever. He made his way over to the Roosevelt desk. He decided he wouldn't bother with a tie...reading time 21 minwritten on
2016-04-17of
Fisher KingJames Whale ShowThere used to be a television programme in the UK called ‘The James Whale Show’. It was a mixture of interviews with famous people and a bit of nudity as well. I remember seeing Susanna on there a few times, but in pretty minor roles, always looking sexy but mainly dressed. However, one week she was on a lot more. There used to be a topless girl dressed as a mermaid on most weeks and James Whale would always stand near her and introduce her. One week she wasn’t there and James said that she w...reading time 4 minwritten on
2016-04-13of
KevinGravesStrange mythbusters"Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren't panning out." The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested "Let's test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays alive for like 30 seconds after." Kari scoffed, and snapped at him "Yeah, good idea moron, how do we test it? Cut someone's head off on TV?" Tory and Gr...reading time 13 minwritten on
2016-03-05of
JohnFThe perfect attitude1. I'll Swallow it all, i love the taste 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink 3. Im bored .. lets shave my pussy 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends 5. Iv decided to stop wearing clothes on around the house 6. Id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping 7. Lets subscribe to hustler 8. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend 9. Would you like to fuck me and all my friends 10. Would you like to go to the mall and check out womens ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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AshleyThe fiery roseIt was seven years ago.. Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I'd be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night I met her. I was walking on a bridge over looking the lake down below. I remember thinking to myself, "Why put a side-walk on this long ass bridge? No one except my dumb-ass would walk it!" It was also that same night I had my final fight with my ex-fiancee. I walked out. Everything before then, to...reading time 15 minwritten on
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ReneeI used to love anal sexEvery once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend lets me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy, she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want, come on", that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her pussy, I smack her ass and start to slip it in her winky. When about halfway in I run into an obstruction. The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against...reading time 2 minwritten on
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DownRubberHe was fucking like a machineA couple of years ago I was living in one of those art-deco apartments in New York, I had upstairs neighbours who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine, I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop. If I think about it I guess I should have been pissed off by these noisy neighbours, but at...reading time 2 minwritten on
2015-06-22of
OdysseusThe adventures of Buttman and CuntwomanBen Dover and his wife Tracy are at church when the first attack is unleashed. Four Ganja Grenades are thrown simultaneously from four different sides of the octagonal worship hall. Thick green smoke envelopes the crowd of worshipers as they cough from too much smoke at once. Reaching for Tracy, Ben passes out. "Are you OK, honey?", a masked woman in pink spandex asks him, her suit covering exactly the reverse of what a bathing suit would cover, leaving her firm 32C breasts, fire engine red pus...reading time 19 minwritten on
2015-06-08of
HugecockSpace station of the slutsStation Chief Megan Xio felt doubly naked as the black-haired Consortium tech passed his hands above her body, readouts in his pupils gleaming like distant stars. Her skin was naked before the eyes, flesh and electronic, that peered not only at but through the skintight turquoise seal of her daysuit; her trust and charge, Saturn VI Station, was naked before the chip in his brain, spreading and unfurling as a set of schematics and diagnostic results. “Ah,” the tech said, and then, “Mm-hm.” He w...reading time 24 minwritten on
2015-06-03of
Vivian VaneSerafina gets itHorvan had to leave Earth on an urgent mission to Planet Wox. He hated the whole idea. His young and pretty wife, Serafina, normally a shy, refined and proper lady under ordinary circumstances, could become sort of a sexual deviant under certain circumstances. Those circumstances were normally absent on tepid and boring Planet Earth in the year 2,934 C.E. But on Planet Wox, located in the Ariadne System within the Great Magellanic Cloud Galaxy, about 70,000 light years away, the circumstan...reading time 10 minwritten on
2015-05-29of
Harry BallsErotic literature for premature ejaculatorsChapter 1 She looked at him... ENDreading time 1 minwritten on
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