The life of a “Good Dick.”

Well, well, well, I got something to tell you. I’ve read a litany of stories on this site, and I try to figure out which ones are true. All of the stories can’t be true, because I want to believe that some of us got morals. Fuck no, I ain’t got no morals and will literally suck any dick that comes my way. I love a big fat plump dick resting on my tongue (👅) and deep throating me to the point where I’m about to pass out. I love staring at a dick of any kind, it could be a horse dick, dog dick, anything with a dick gets my attention.

Not only do I love a dick; I love that gooey cum as it splashes over my face, oozes down the back of my throat. A good dick and a good dick fucking last me for weeks, as I walk around in my own fantasy world. I’m thinking of a fat ass, long ass dick almost 24/7 or 99.9% of the time. My ass stays sore due to all the action it sees. A dick has no boundaries, and most of the dicks that have fucked me have come back for seconds.

I’m wondering if the Big Man knew in advance the problems a Dick would cause. A good dick will start a war, initiate a divorce, and incite a riot. A good dick is selfish, unwilling to share, and is always right. There’s no reasoning with a dick. A dick is always on a mission regardless if the target is a piece of pussy or a piece of ass, it just doesn’t care.

A dick isn’t concerned with world (🌎) peace, as a matter of fact, dicks are the reason why we are fighting in the first place. Men will divorce their wives in search of a dick to suck. Women will divorced their husbands, because she enjoys the son’s dick better. Little girls get a sneak peek at their father’s dick and masterbate on the spot. Grandma gets into the act, because she’s horny for a dose dick medicine. The 80 yr old bitch will take a dick if she thinks no one is looking. Oops! Don’t leave out grandpa, his nasty ass lives on the down low , and has been getting fucked for the last ten years.

Like I said earlier, it’s hard to determine which story is true or false, but my dick can’t tell the difference. A good dick comes is all shapes, sizes and colors, but they can’t think on their own. Dicks don’t have the will to make sound decisions, dicks can’t say yes or no or bargain, they’re just a dick. Whatcha expect?

I believe that a Harvard dick struggles just like an LSU dick. Once I tried to get my dick to read too me. Complete silence, what the fuck was I thinking. Dicks can’t figure out mathematical equations, because stuff like that will stress a good dick out. My dick was never erected, while taking a test. I can recall times when I was in church and a pretty bitch was seated beside. The dick was super hard and I placed the Bible on top of it to conceal the evidence.

My mom never turned me on, the dick was completely limber while I was in her presence. My sister, on the other hand, they caught hell. I never fucked one of them, but the dick spied (🕵️‍♀️) on them every chance it got. Guys and gals who grew up in my neighborhood got some of this wonderful dick; I’m wondering to this day, where did all the cum go.

When I wanted to fuck or get fuck; I knew just where to find a dick. It’s never hard to find a hard dick. A devout Christian man will slam his dick in your mouth and ask for forgiveness later. Trust me, it happens. It’s a little harder getting a piece of Christian pussy, but I’ve been successful at doing that too.

I’m willing to admit that a dick is not as popular as a Piece of Good Pussy. That’s just the way it is.

I like getting my dick sucked, that’s the prelude to a good ass fucking. A dick has a killer instinct, it’s meant to punish anything it comes into contact with. A dick’s objective in life is to fuck and fuck hard and think about the consequences later. Where can I find an emoji of a fat dick?

Ok, ok, I’m done.