Johnny the Dick Sucker

Welcome back fans, this non fiction story is about my old college roommate, Johnny the Dick Sucker. Back in Fall of 1978, I was entering my Freshman yr of college. Had no idea of what college life would be like, and I had no expectations. Living in an athletic dormitory has its advantages, but it sheltered me from a lot of the on campus activities.

If you all be reading my installments, I was a top clad track runner. My best time in the mile run was clocked in at 4:02, very impressive back in the 80’s. I made all conference in all three genres outdoors, indoors, and cross country.

Like I said this post isn’t about me, but Johnny the Dick Sucker. Johnny was also on the track team. He participated in the sprint events 100 meters, 200 meters, and the sprint relays. Let me tell you all about Johnny the Dick Sucker.

When Johnny the Dick Sucker arrived on campus, the females went wild. Johnny the Dick Sucker looked like a Rock Star, he dressed like a Rock Star, everything about him has success written on it. Don’t be fooled by the moniker “Johnny the Dick Sucker.” He was a beast with the females. The guy look liked Denzel Washington at 22yrs old.

The football players hated Johnny the Dick Sucker, because he dressed well, the boy resembled someone on Wall St. We all figured he came from a wealthy family. He wore Polo shirts, Gator shoes, expensive watches and rings. This mother fucker knew he was good looking.

Here comes the sad part, I ended up becoming his roommate for four fucking yrs. Johnny the Dick Sucker was arrogant and initially he was hard to get along with. Before I go any further, Johnny the Dick Sucker and I never fucked each other in the four yrs we roomed together. I guess it was out of mutual respect. I must also admit he and I had our little throw downs as well.

We often saw each other naked because we shared a room, and of course I saw his man tool. Johnny the Dick Sucker had a massive dick, and it always seemed to be erected. His dick was totally curved into a C shape.

Here’s why Johnny is called Johnny the Dick Sucker. It didn’t take long before it was discovered the Johnny was bisexual, Yes, that good looking Johnny was actually sucking dicks around campus. One morning, I left the dormitory to attend my 9:00am class. Johnny was not present when I left, but upon my return. Several on our team mates approached me as I entered the dormitory and stated Johnny had a male in the room. At 9:00 am, PLEASE! What the Fuckology you think they were doing?

I acted like a big brother to Johnny the Dick Sucker, because he and I was roommates. We had become real close and he allowed to wear some of his FLY ass clothes. This incident went beyond common sense. He’s fucking a guy in a room he shared with me. The other team members wanted me to burst into the room, but I respected his privacy.

From that day no one wanted to share a bed with Johnny the Dick Sucker when the team participated in away events. So, here I am stuck with Johnny the Dick Sucker 24/7. I respected him and we had a fantastic relationship. Here’s a secret, I wanted to fuck him, but never got around to doing so. I would have definitely fucked him in-his ass and allowed him to suck this 8 inches of solid man tool.

Overall, Johnny the Dick Sucker was a cool guy, that’s my opinion. The other team members ostracized him. In this regard; I felt sorry for him. Here’s a 19/20 yr old gay male who’s struggling to be accepted.

Oops! Almost forgot, Johnny the Dick was from a Small town in Tx. We still communicate to this day.