Stranger in my bed- The twist

I left Dave with a heavy heart not knowing if we would ever speak or even contact over the internet. I tried a few text messages and e-mails. Nothing. He had his own life, but I had much more. I got a text for my birthday and one for Christmas. I sent him several cards and prezzies without reply. I know that last night I ruined all hope of finding somebody to love me and I went off sex completely. Sally went back to Uni, broke my heart. Bel left for a new job in Wales. I had nothing left but my secret. The music at the local school kept me alive. Youngsters from 11 to 17 playing music and adding to their skills. We did a brilliant Christmas concert but it did take it's toll on me. Sally went with Amy on holiday so I was lone, left to reflect on my life. Shed loads of money but not happy. 38 and not able to catch even a poor man. I was washed up. Then I get a phone call in late January.

Hi bitch it's me Dave from hell, fancy a fuck or what? Pardon. It's me Dave I'm working in Leigh some fault at their end. Can I take you out for dinner? Emm... Yes I suppose so. Where are you staying? He told me. No you are fucking not. Get your ass round here after you have finished. Pick me up and we can chat. Sorry babe, time of the month soon any at my age it hurts. Get a taxi then we can plan the night. OK love you. He hung up. Right Gaynor keep it together, do your self proud. I went up stairs and got ready.

I watch out of the study window for his Taxi, which arrived just as heavy snow started falling. I opened the front door and stood there, my hands supporting my belly. Dave walked half way up the drive and stopped. He looked at me and froze. Dave babe come in you will freeze to death. He still stood there staring. I am not playing a game that’s over. Still no movement. Here am I naked having to go out in a snow storm to drag a man in. It was fucking freezing but I walked out and slowly walked him into the house. He was speechless. Come let’s get this wet gear off you I said. I took all the top half of his clothes of and then I undid his trousers and let them fall. He was wearing the gold thong. I struggled to my knees and kissed it. Welcome home daddy I said. Dave said fuck me Gaynor you have out some weight on. Yes 20 Mars Bars a day for 31 week, that's what happens to your figure. Dave fainted. I blew on his face and wafted a newspaper but to no avail. Need to wake him up so and bucket of cold water would do. Dave coughed and spluttered back into life and saw my, sorry our bump. Who's, What, Where, How? Was his first reaction. I slapped him lightly across the face and said, summer of 18 Friday morning. Loads of fucks. You hit me and filled me up with your... wait for it… Twins. I thought he was going to pass out again. Not bad for an old man I said and kissed him had and lovingly. Twins Dave said. Yes you put enough in me for a whole army. Do we know what..? Boy and girl so you’re pretty good. We cuddled and cried. Why didn't you tell me Dave asked? I sent text e-mails but you didn't reply. Busy I know, Northern fucking do dah. Are you going to keep them Dave asked? No I am not. Fucking yes we are. How, what do you mean? Tell your firm you will work from here or tell them good bye. How do we live? Sign on, food banks are good up here, or we could live off my immoral earnings. I don't think so. Babe I have more than enough for us and the babies and Sally and Amy to live on for the rest of our lives. Dave and Gaynor want to know. We fell about laughing.


I hope you liked my little very long story. It was written to say thank you to a special friend I have never met.

Gaynor