Stranger in my bed - Getting to know you

I woke at 6am. The sun was streaming through the curtains yet again. It was still very warm. Dave was still fart asleep poor guy. I went to the loo then down stairs to make some drinks. I was having iced tea. Would Dave like tea or coffee, I thought he is a coffee man after yesterday in the cafe. I carried the drinks back upstairs. Dave had rolled on his back and was now snoring. I placed the drinks on the bedside cabinet. I looked at him, he looked so peaceful. How do I wake him up without either scaring him or getting a thump if I spook him, I know, I look hold of his cock and slowly slipped in my mouth rolling his foreskin back as gently as I could. I started to suck and move my lips up and down his stiffening shaft. Dave let out a low moan. Fuck he is still asleep. I bet he is dreaming this. I slid my hand down under his balls and gently scratched near his ass hole. Yes babe deeper he muttered. I moved both my hands to his chest. I slipped his cock into my throat and started squeezing his nipples. Dave moaned louder. Fuck I thought he is never going to wake, so I pinched Dave's nipples quite hard. He woke up. What fuck, where am I he said? Morning babe I said after taking his cock out of my mouth. Did you like your wake up call, very much babe Dave said, but don't fucking stop now. I wasn't going and started give him a real blow job. After five minutes Dave stiffened and shot his hot cum in my mouth. I didn't swallow it all and coated my lips with some. He sat up. There's a coffee on the side for you, milk, cream and sugar. And don't say you’re sweet enough. Would I Dave replied? He took a big swig and said I need a pee. Dave went to the bathroom and I followed him. He stood next to the toilet bowl after lifting the seat. No babe, please do it in this I said handing him a large glass bowl. He looked at me quizzically and took it. He started to pee in the bowl, a long yellow stream that lasted for ages. When he had finished I took his cock and shook the last remaining drops of pee off. Oh my big boy needed that didn't he looking at the half filled bowl. I took the bowl off him and placed it on the vanity cabinet. It was very warm and had a strong odour. What's next Dave asked? You will see. I bent over to get a clean cloth out of the cabinet. Dave couldn't resist rubbing his cock up and down my ass crack. Can't you ever behave I said? No, not really he smiled. Right I am going wash in your pee. What the fuck for Dave asked? It is good for my skin. I never get spots and as you will agree my skin is perfect. Yes, Dave said rubbing his hand over my breast and tummy. Well watch and learn. I soaked the cloth in the pee and started to wipe it all over my body. Dave just stood there with his mouth wide open. Careful I don't splash any in your mouth I said. Uh was Dave's reply. Close you mouth; you look like you're catching flies. I finished and walked over to the shower carrying the bowl with me. I had used about half of Dave's pee. I lifted the bowl over my head and started pouring the remaining pee onto my head and body. I opened my mouth to let some trickle in; Dave said what the fuck that is gross. There was about a cup full left so I offered it to Dave. He screwed his face and shook his head. I put the bowl to my lips and drank the rest of Dave very strong pee. It was extremely bitter but that was fine. I stepped out of the shower. My body glistened with Dave's pee. Come let’s go down and have breakfast. I tried to grab Dave's hand but he wouldn't come near me.

We went into the kitchen, what do you want I asked? Fuck all that you touch Dave replied. Don't be a softly, It's only urine and it is good for kinds of things. It is antiseptic for a start. I never get colds or spot and in WW2 pilots who ditched in the sea prevented frostbite by peeing on their hands and feet and rubbing it on their faces, so there. Gaynor you smell like a dirty piss house Dave said. So, I will shower later and my skin will continue to be perfect. Give us a kiss, I move close to Dave. Fuck off smelly bastard. OOH who kept farting last night then? Fuck off Dave said with some anger. I had three Weetabix cold milk and syrup. Dave had jam on toast. We finished breakfast and started to go back upstairs for a shower. I went first and Dave followed. I stopped and Dave face went into my bare ass. Yuk, that was nasty he squealed. As with went into the bathroom I asked Dave to kiss me. No way he said. Why I have swallowed your cum from your smelly cock after you have peed and you have eaten my pussy after I have peed. So what's your problem? I will suck and lick you no matter how dirty you are. Sorry Dave said and came up to me and kissed me on the lips. Better I said, that wasn't too bad I said. You still smell like a fucking urinal Dave replied. I grabbed him and we kissed some more. I rubbed my body against his making sure he smelt of pee. You are one dirty bitch Dave said. I have never met anybody like you. Wait until Thursday; you will be hooked on my kind of things. By the way have you even been fuck in your ass? No I have not, I'm not gay. I'm not gay either. I am Bi meaning I like men and women. I am going to make you Bi too. Your fucking not Dave said. We'll see about that I replied as I stuck a finger is his ass making his cock hard. We showered together making sure we cleaned each others bits. We dressed and went down stairs.

Where to today master I said mocking Dave like a slave on a plantation. What about if we do Stockport, Trafford then Wigan? Fine with me I said. So we set off... It was 8:15. We should arrive by 9 am I said. I need to get you some clothes if we are going out. You can't wear that gear all the time; you'll smell like a did you call it, a piss stone that's it? What were you thinking Dave asked? We stopped that some traffic lights. I looked at him. We I was seeing a red bra and panties set, black stockings and suspenders, a white see through blouse and a red pencil shirt, red 3" heels and a short blonde wig. Your sick Dave said. You’re obsessed with sex, don't you ever think of anything else? Yes, food, beer, music. I like classical music. I watch rugby league and union. Why Dave asked? I love it when they bend over and their shorts go tight around their fit asses. I shuddered at the thought. See fucking sex again Dave noted. I giggled and said OK. I will buy you some jeans, a couple of T shirts, just plain. Some socks and under pants, not Y fronts though. That sounds good. Just give me your sizes. I know you have an eight inch middle leg when fully erect. And nice tight buns I said. Dave just shook his head. We arrived and Dave went in to work his magic. I parked up and went shopping. I bought two plain polo shirts, red and black, A dress shirt pale blue, a pair of light blue jeans comfort fit and a belt. Underwear was going to be a problem. Dave likes comfy stuff but I was thinking more erotic. I bought two pairs of tanga briefs in green and blue and I couldn't resist the gold mesh thong to go with my gold chain-mail set. I came out of the shop just in time for Dave to call and say he was finished. I collected Dave and we drove to Trafford. There is nothing to do there so I sat in the car. I was feeling quite horny so I got into the back. It has tinted window so it is private. I took off my skirt and started rubbing my pussy. Fuck I needed more so I got out of the car and went to the glove box. All I was wearing was my blouse and low heels. I rummaged around and found my hair brush. It has a long handle with knobbly bit on. Perfect I said. And shut the door. Two guys walking passed whistled so I waved at them. I climbed back in and spread my legs. I slowly inserted the handle into my pussy. God it felt good, I worked it in and out getting quicker until I was leaking juices on the seat. It felt good but it wasn't quite doing it. I pulled it out turned it round and rammed the bristle end in my soaking pussy. Fuck yes that's it. I could feel the bristles scraping the insides of my pussy. It hurt but was a nice pain. I was holding on to the brush with just two finger as I rammed it in. I was pulling my clit with my other hand. I was so close to cumming. Yes I screamed as my climax washed over me. I didn't even notice the door had opened and Dave was stood there in shock. I lay there breathing heavily, the brush still stuck in my pussy. Sorry babe I needed that. Dave just looked at me not saying a word. I smiled and gave a weak laugh. I know Dave wasn't happy with me. He opened the rear door and grabbed the brush. He yanked it out with such force it hurt me real bad. I screamed fuck that hurt you fucking twat. Dave threw the brush away from the car. What did you do that for I shouted? I kicked out with my foot landing in his groin. Dave doubled up and staggered back. I climbed out of the car and kicked his leg. Cunt, I hissed and walked off to find my brush. What's up with this guy? I am helping him and he treats me like he owns me. I am walking round the car park in just a blouse. I don't give a shit. My blood is boiling and if any one says the wrong thing to me I will kill them. I find my brush and sit on a bench. I start sucking the handle. I can taste my pussy juices. After a few minutes Dave walks up rubbing his sore bollocks.
You OK he asks. Do I fucking look OK I screamed at him. Was you enjoying yourself with the brush, you must be desperate if you use that to get off with. I use anything I like I hissed. If I need to climax then I do and no fucker stops me. I think you have a problem Dave said in a calm tone. Yes, fucking you I shouted. I burst out crying. Dave put his arm round my shoulders and pulled me closer to him. Dave I need sex all the time. It I don't I will kill somebody. Let’s talk in the car. People will be out for lunch soon and you’re not exactly dressed to sit here. I looked down, shit no skirt. Dave gave me his jacket so I could hide my ass and pussy. We walked back to the car and people were starting to fill the grass around the car park to eat their lunches. I handed Dave his jacket back and opened the rear door and grabbed my skirt. As I stepped into it two guys walked passed and one said, I wouldn't mind a piece of that ass. His mate said yes after me. I let my skirt drop to the ground and turned to face them.
Hey arseholes are these yours, I gave them the double middle finger salute. Bitch they said and they walked away. I pulled my skirt up, zipped it up and turned it round. Does it look OK I asked Dave. Yes perfect, nice ass. No is my skirt straight, fucking men. I think so he replied. I jumped in the car and started to drive off. Dave shouted hey what about me? I stopped and he opened the door and climbed in. Sorry I said, I completely forgot about you. He gave my a slight nudge on my arm. Ouch that hurt faining injury. I looked over to Dave and stuck my tongue out. We both giggled. I lent over and kissed him on the cheek. Right Wigan here we come and drove away from the car park.


As we travelled to Wigan we talked about my life and how my need for sex came about. Like my first blow job at 13. My mum taking me to the doctors because I would squirt from my pussy when I wiped my bum.,And lots of other things. Dave said I was addicted to sex. Well it's better than taking drugs I replied. We agreed on that. Dave said he was starving and could eat a scabby dog. Well I'm neither scabby or a dog I said. Dave tutted and said your obsessed with sex, I was talking about food. We both giggled again. I know a little pub in Daisy Hill that does excellent home cooked food and is reasonably priced. Sound good to me Dave said.
We arrived at the pub and ordered two soft drinks. We found a table near the window over looking the car park and road. A lady came to us with two menus. We looked through them and Dave asked what I wanted. I'll have Jumbo sausage and two Lamb's Fries please. The lady returned and Dave ordered. One Jumbo sausage and two Lamb's Fries and gammon egg and chips please no peas. We sat there chatting about the pub and how old it was. The lady came back and said they didn't do Lamb's Fries. I got up went to the toilet. I burst out laughing. With doubled up almost in tears with laughing so much. I pulled my skirt up and sat on the toilet before I wet myself. I had a quick pee and wiped myself. I opened my blouse and wiped my boobs which were all sweaty after all the laughing I had done. I pinched my nipples and shuddered. Maybe Dave is right I am sex mad. I went to the wash basin washed my hands and wiped any tears from my eyes. I walked back to the table. Dave sat there not saying anything. I took a sip of my drink and looked at him. He was staring over my shoulder, looking into the car park. Dave's meal arrive and he tucked in. I finished my drink and asked Dave it he wanted another. He nodded without looking at me. I went to the bar and bought two drinks. I sat back down. Dave never said a word. What is wrong? What have I done? Why won't he speak to me? Dave finished his meal and placed his knife and fork exactly in the middle of the plate. He wiped his mouth with the paper napkin and said excellent. He drank his drink and stood up. I finished mine and followed him. He paid and said what a wonderful meal it was, then walked outside. I followed like a faithful wifey waiting for any little comment thrown my way. Nothing. Dave stood in the car park looking around. He started walking towards the fence. Come he said. I followed him like a slave. We went through a gate and into a wooded area. As we walked the trees became more dense and the ground more uneven. Dave pushed through some branches; they sprung back and hit me on the head and across my breast. Ouch I said. Watch what you are fucking doing, you could have had my fucking eye out. He just kept walking. My boobs stung a bit. We reached a clearing. Dave stopped and turns round. I stopped about 10 yards away from him. Strip he said. I beg your pardon I replied. You heard he barked, strip. I looked at him in disbelief. Now, he shouted. I lifted one foot and removed my shoe, then the other. I slowly unbuttoned my blouse and let it fall to the ground. Dave removed his tie. He is going to strangle me, a long slow death. My body will never be found. I undid my skirt and let that drop too. I started saying prayers in my head and thanking my friend for all the good times we had had. I was very scared and hoped at the point of death my bowels and bladder didn't react. What a way to go pissing and shitting myself. I stood there naked waiting for Dave's next move. I fought back tears. At least my daughter will be well off. Or does he know about my money. Shit. Dave slipped his shoes and socks off. Then he removed his jacket. He unbuttoned his shirt and placed it on top of the jacket. He put his tie in his trouser pocket undid them. He's going to beat me to a pulp I thought. I stand a chance now. OK he is heavier that I but we are the same height and it takes a lot to hurt me. I was slowly getting myself ready for the fight of my life. I could feel the adrenaline pumping thought my veins. I was fucking ready. Bring it on bitch I thought. Dave let his trouser fall to the floor. He had white Y fronts on. I fought hard not to laugh. The first thing that came into my head was DOH. He looked like Homer Simpson, bald head, big belly and them fucking Y fronts. All he needed now was yellow skin, three digits on each hand and a box of doughnuts. I was panicking trying not to laugh. It might have made him more of a psycho. Dave turned his back to me. He removed is pants. As he bent over I could see his huge balls dangling between his legs. They are wonderful I thought but they will be the first thing I grab. That'll slow him down. Dave asked me what I had ordered in the pub. I mumbled something. Gaynor you are a very clever woman and I don't think you have forgot. Err... Emm.. I think it was sausage. And Dave said. Lamb's thingies I said not wanting to been more forthcoming. Dave turned round, do you mean these? he stood there rubbing his cock. My mouth was so dry I could hardly speak. Yes I said in a whisper. Good job I found these isn't it. Come; eat them while they are still warm.
Dave started rubbing his cock. I rushed over and dropped to my knees. I grabbed his cock and pulled the skin back. I licked and sniffed his beautiful cock head. I started juicing. I needed this now and Dave did. I pulled his skin back to cover his big cock head, then lifted his cock in my mouth with my tongue. Pre cum dribbled down my chin. I grabbed his ass cheeks and slowly pulled him into my mouth. I slowly lifted his cock to the roof of my mouth letting the skin peel back. Dave shuddered. I slowly pulled Dave's cock further into my mouth. My tongue was flicking all over it. Suddenly I could feel his balls resting on my chin. I started squeezing his cock with my throat muscles. Dave moaned. I reached round and spread his ass cheeks. Dave thrush his hips forward slightly. You like that I thought as I run my fingers up and down his sweaty ass crack. Dave was now breathing quite heavily as I explored his ass. I found my goal. His little puckered shit hole. I ran my middle finger around it . Dave was whimpering all the time. I squeezed his cock head and inserted my middle finger into his virgin ass. He squealed and tried to thrust forward. I increased my throat movements and slipped my other middle finger into his ass, I pistoned them in and out on alternative strokes. Dave went stiff and his cock started squirting hot cum down my throat. Dave held my head to stop himself from falling over. His breathing was short and fast. He was gasping for air. His cock stopped pumping his wonderful come and slowly started to shrink. I removed my fingers from his ass hole but held on to his ass cheeks. From experience men always do something else that I love. Dave whispered, babe I need a pee. I pulled his cheeks toward me. Gaynor I need a fucking piss babe. I tugged him closer. He just let a hot stream of piss run down my throat. I didn't need to swallow. I tasted bitter but nice. Your one sick dirty fucking bitch he said after he had stopped pissing. I pulled my mouth off his cock keeping my lips tight around it so I didn't lose anything. I stood up and said thank you. I am aren't I and kissed him full on the lips. He didn't pull away so I flicked my tongue in his mouth. Dave sucked it as if he wanted to taste his fluids. I pulled back and started sucking my middle fingers. Dave just shook his head. I went to kiss him again but he pulled away. Chicken I said. We started to dress but I grabbed his undies and threw them into the thick bushes. What was that for he asked? I will tell you in the car. We finished dressing and I said come on Homer lets go. Who? What? Who is that? I giggled and slowly made my way back to the car-park. Just before we went through the gate I stopped pulled my skirt up and let a big stream of pee squirt onto the ground. When I had finished Dave handed me his handkerchief so I could wipe myself. Thank you Homer I said. Dave just looked at me. I handed him his handkerchief back and he sniffed it. Not bad is it, go on taste it. No I won't he replied. Hang on, you eat my pussy after I have pissed but won't taste my fresh piss. He licked a yellow patch said it was fine. Maybe you would like some out of the barrel some time. Your fucking nasty Dave replied. We got in the car and drove to Wigan. Dave went to do here thing and I walked around. Wigan is not as good as it was. The main shopping area is almost empty and the big supermarket next to the market is closed. Dave phoned to say he was ready. I told him to me at M & S where we could have a drink. I had tea and Dave had coffee. What are we having for dinner I said? I haven't got a clue he replied. What about a salad with ham or prawns. He looked across at me. Gaynor why did you call me Homer? It was just a joke I said. Please tell me. I will tell you on the way home it you promise not to do mad. I won't cross my heart. We purchased our dinner from the food-hall and returned to the car. I kissed him on the cheek and thanked him. What for he asked? Such a wonderful day so far I said. He looked at me puzzled. As we drove off I put some classical music on. Just light popular stuff that Dave might know. Well Dave said. Well what I replied. You know. Oh that, it was nothing really. Pray tell bitch he said. You said you wouldn't get angry with me. I'm not I just want to know. OK here goes I thought. Well when we were in the woods I thought you were going to kill me because I said I wanted Jumbo sausage and you ordered it. Well when you took me in the woods I all kinds of thoughts when you told me to strip. I wouldn't hurt you babe Dave said. I know but when you took off you tie I started saying good bye to my friends and reciting prayers. I was shitting myself. He started laughing. Well what would you think if somebody tells you to strip deep in the woods? If it was you babe I would rip all my clothes off and lay down waiting for you beautiful body use me. Thank you so much. Well what was the Homer thing? OK, when you stripped down to your Y fronts, the first thing that came into my head was DOH. You know Homer Simpson? I could see you with yellow skin and three digits on each hand with your bald head and big belly. I was giggling as I spoke. Dave never said anything. We stopped at some traffic lights and I glanced over to him. There was no expression on his face. We started off again. It was only a joke I said. I think you are wonderful and can't wait to have sex with you. You can use all my holes as much as you like babe. I will make it up to you tonight babe. Please say something. Nothing. My mind went into overdrive. Right hide the knives. Anything he can strangle me with. Plastic bags so he can't suffocate me. My palms were getting sweaty. And my mouth was dry. Here I am driving my killer to my home so he can do his dirty deed in my isolated home. We were about 5 minutes away from home when Dave spoke. Gaynor do you like doughnuts he asked? What the fuck what do I say? Yes why? DOH Dave said and burst out laughing. I pulled over and got out of the car. I was laughing so much I couldn't drive. He is so funny I thought. He has a mind like mine devious and quick with a fantastic sense of humour. Quick I said telling him to get out of the car. I grabbed his hand and lead him into a field. I lifted my skirt and bent over holding on to the fence. Come on fuck me now. Dave unfastened his trousers and slipped his stiffening cock in my damp pussy. I unbuttoned my blouse so he could play with my tits. Dave grabbed my swinging tits and started squeezing them quite roughly. Yes babe pull my nipples hard. He duly obliged pulling and twisting. His huge balls were slapping against my hard pearl. I was close to my climax. Dave was too as he pulled hard on my nipples. Really hurting them. I screamed as I felt his cock swell and his burning hot cum shoot right into my cunt. I was squirting all down my legs and onto Dave's trousers. I didn't give a fuck if anybody could see or hear us. I just wanted it to last for ever. Dave slowly pulled his cock out of me and I stood up. That was wonderful Dave said. Yes, so fucking dirty in a field in broad daylight. I looked down at his glistening cock covered with cum and pussy juice. May I asked. Dave looked up to the heavens and nodded. I crouched down a licked and sucked our juices of his soft cock. I could feel his cum running out of me slow I put my hand between my legs and gathered it onto my hand and fingers. When Dave's cock was nice and clean I stood up and offered my cum covered hand to him. Here what's up, it's only you and me. No that is fucking nasty. Suit yourself I said and started licking my hand and fingers. When I had feasted on all that wonderful sex juice I said you will soon babe. I fucking won't was Dave's reply. We'll see I said and walked off. Are you not buttoning your blouse up. No I only live 5 minutes down the road. This is quite a busy road Dave said. I know and removed my blouse. I then unzipped my skirt and took it off. Your fucking unbelievable he said. So you don't like my body now you have used it I said. Babe you know I would eat you. OK then I said wiping my pussy and it to him. Dave just shook his head as I stood at the front of the car scooping our juices out. Dave shouted Gaynor get in now. Wait until I have stopped leaking I don't want to make my seat sticky. It would speed things up if cleaned your own mess from my pussy. I got in the car we went home. As we went in I said Dave take your gear off then I'll wash them. Our trousers are covered in my cum. Do you want the pink gear? No I am fine with being naked now. Yes a result I will change you yet. Dave threw his gear in the washing machine along with my blouse and skirt. Could you put the lounger out in the garden while I do dinner? I'm not going out naked in the garden. You did yesterday. Yes but I was being covered by you. Who's to say you won't be again and nobody will look at you when I'm out there, Homer. Fuck off Dave shouted. I laughed. I prepared the salad while Dave set up the loungers. Red or white I shouted. White will be fine he replied. I carried two large glasses of white wine out. I straddled Dave's head and said open wide. No what you going to do he asked. Nothing bad I said. He opened his mouth and I pushed four cherry tomatoes from my pussy into his mouth. He chewed them and said they were very sweet and juicy. Yes I know our juices. You dirty cow he said after swallowing them. As I walked in to don't ask where the cucumber has been I giggled. I brought Dave is food and the rest of the wine. I collected my dinner and another bottle of wine from the fridge. We lay on the lounger eating. I have my plate resting on my boobs while Dave's rested on his belly.

Gaynor you know when you stuck you finger in my ass before. Two fingers I corrected him, Really? Yes and I sucked them to show him. He tutted and said well I liked it. Good you were supposed to. Nobody has ever done that to me before. Does it mean I am gay? No does it fuck. Ass play during sex is a nice thing. Just touch my ass hole and I squirt as you found out yesterday. I can get some guys to fuck you if you would like. I don't know about that Dave said. I'll tell you what, I will have Nero and you can have Jamie. Who are they? Nero is a big black guy with a huge black cock. Jamie is gay. Gives and takes cock. His cock is only 7". I stood up and collect his plate. As I walked in the house Dave said and the cucumber? I wiggled my ass. No, you dirty bastard, not up your ass. I smiled and lifted my eyebrows. Dave started wiping his lips and spitting. I returned with the piece of cucumber. It was about 10" long and had brown streaks on it. I stood in front of his licking it. I then slid it in my mouth. Dave just shook his head. I bent over to his. Taste I asked offering him the cucumber. Fuck off you dirty bitc.... I wiped it across his mouth. Dave stood up and I ran away. Come here you filth cow that was evil he screamed as I giggled. Dave grabbed me and we feel on the grass. That was bad babe and I didn't find it funny. Sorry but it's only German Mustard. I would never do anything like that without you saying it was OK. Here taste. I licked the cucumber again. I offered it to Dave. He gingerly stuck his tongue out and licked. See mustard. We kissed and as we stood up Dave pulled and twisted my nipples hard. Ouch that hurt you nasty man. We walked back to the lounges and I started rubbing the cucumber in my ass crack.

We sat down and Dave said will you help me try to like ass play? MMMMM that's a nice challenge, how far do you want to go I asked? I don't know, all the way I think. OK, there are lots of things we can do to get you started. Run upstairs and select some of my toys out of the bathroom. And bring some lube from the cabinet. He started to walk into the house. And don't bring the big stuff I don't want to put you off before we have started. Bring the big black one for me. After 10 minutes, Dave came back clutching a variety or dildos and probes. What the fuck is this for he said handing me Mr Ed my equine dildo. You don't actually use this do you? Yes why not I replied. It's to fucking big that's why not he said. Same, I was going to let you sample it later I giggled. No fucking way is that going near me Dave said. We’ll see I replied. Where's the lube I asked? Shit I forget because I was looking at your collection of toys. It doesn't matter you will just have to take them without. Dave gulped. You'll be fine I said I won't hurt you, much.
Right. Get on the grass with your ass in the air I said. I knelt behind his and opened his ass cheeks. I lent forward and flicked my tongue over his wrinkled brown shit hole. Dave jumped, fuck that was nice he said. I started licking to get it wet. Dave cock was stiffening was I started to rub it slowly. Oh fuck Dave said and shivered. I pushed my left index finger right in to the knuckle. Dave let out a low groan. I moved my mouth down and licked his balls. Pre cum was dripping from the head of his rock hard cock so I pulled it back into my mouth. Fuck Dave uttered. I let go of his cock and it swung down. I removed my finger and sucked it. Hey babe your shit tastes nice I said. Dave just let out a disproving moan. Right my first toy is only 1/2" wide and 5" long so it will be nice OK. Huh Dave said. I sucked it to moisten it and pressed it to his anal passage. As I pushed his wrinkled hole tucked into his ass. Relax babe let it slide in. He relaxed and it popped in with ease. There babe is that nice? Huh was the reply. I slowly pushed it in. Dave was groaning so I'm sure he liked it. I pushed until just a tiny bit was sticking out. I ran my tongue round his slightly stretched hole. All the nerves are exposed and he started moving his ass. OK babe I asked. Yes he replied with a hiss. I took the end of the dildo in my mouth and slowly started to move it back and forth. I reached down, Dave cock was flowing with pre cum I put some on my fingers and wiped it around his little shit whole. After 10 minutes I pulled it out. And licked his ass holed. It wasn't as puckered now. I move to his head and asked if he wanted a drink. No I'm fine he said. OK babe which do you what now. He sat up and looked at the dildos. Which do you think Dave said innocently? It's your ass I said I'm only ass-tist the one who performs at the nasty end. We both laughed. Try this one he said handing me one. It was blue and 10" long and 1 1/2" wide. Fine I said and lent and kissed him. You will need to relax more I informed him and if you feel like you need a poo tell me, we don't want poo coming out of your mouth do we. He gave me a puzzled look and went back to his ass. You must tell me when I have put it in far enough for you. I don't want to go too far that it is not nice for you OK? Yes babe Dave said. I pushed my index and middle fingers in with ease no need to wet them. I licked and spit on the dildo to get it lubed up. That was easy Dave said. I've not started yet I said. Oh, OK Dave replied. OK babe push your ass hole out slightly but don't poo. His hole flexed and opened up a little. I placed the dildo at the opening and said right relax. As his hole slowly returns to normal it sucks the dildo in. I gave it a slight push and it travels further in. Dave gasps and I ask if he is OK. Fine, it feels so big but nice. I lean over and lick and spit on it, then push a little harder. Yes babe Dave says that's good. I kiss both his ass cheeks and push even harder. Fuck Dave says. I stop. No, don't fucking stop babe I want more. I lick his stretch rim while shoving more into his virgin bowels. I pull out slightly then push back in further. I start stroking it in and out going deeper with each inward thrust. Dave is gasping and moaning. His cock is dripping pre cum like a tap. Suddenly it all the way in, the full 10". Dave is in heaven. I go to his head and kiss him. Thank you babe he whispers. I have never been thanked for shoving a dildo up any ones ass before but I take any complement when I get one. Gaynor babe Dave says. Can you fuck my as with it. I want to fell what it is like getting fucked. Sure babe and I go back to the business end. You ready babe? Yes Dave says. I grab the dildo and slowly start to fuck his ass. He starts moaning. After a few minute I was slamming it in and out fast. I almost withdrew it then pushed it back in. Dave was moaning and groaning. Yes fast you bitch he shouted. I could see a larger dildo close by. Babe I am going up a notch OK. Yes do what you fucking want he almost screamed. I grabbed it. It was black over 12" long with a big bulbous head about 3" across. I spit on it and asked if he was ready. Get the fucker in me now he shouted. OK babe I said, sorry. I pulled the smaller one out and let it drop. I lined the other one up and shoved it in. What the fuck Dave screamed. I just kept shoving it into Dave. He was trying to double up. I had over half of it in him. I pulled back a bit then forced it further in. Dave was holding his breath. I licked his over stretch rim. Dave was shuddering. Fuck babe he gasped. Shall I stop I asked. No please carry on. If you sit up babe you can push it in on your own. How he asked? It has a base so it will sit on the floor. I helped him to sit on his legs. I pulled his legs apart and slowly place the base of it on the grass. I rushed round to his face and kissed him. He was sweating like mad. You OK babe I asked yes. I fucking love you he said. What now. I said slowly rock back and it will slide further in. You can control how much and how fast I said. We kissed and Dave started rocking on the dildo. My I, I asked taking his hard cock in my hand. Dave was concentrating so much he just nodded. I lay on the grass and started sucking his cock. He was now bouncing up and down like he was riding a horse. He moved his legs around so I could deep throat him. He was now sat fully on the dildo. His cock started spewing his red hot cum down my throat. When he had stopped he fell back on the grass totally fucked. The big black dildo was buried right in his ass. Shall I remove it babe I asked. No leave it a while babe, I want to feel it filling me. I felt his belly and could just feel the dildo inside him. I grabbed his hand, feel that babe you first cock. He pressed and said thank you bitch. We kissed. Time to go out and meet some friends I said. What with this in me. Why not I said I walk round with a butt plug in. No can you take it out for me. OK I said roll over. I grabbed it and slowly withdrew it. As it finally came out all the air in his ass came out like a big fart. Sorry babe I couldn't help it. No problem babe I replied and licked is wide open ass hole. Watch it babe in case something else comes out Dave said as another blast of air came out. I kept licking. You are one dirty bitch Dave said. Have you no limits at all? No babe and stuck my tongue right in his ass hole. I finished and said you will have no trouble shitting now babe, the first might hurt a bit but I can help you with that. How Dave said? I could suck it out for you. You’re fucking sick. I know and stood up. Dave stood up and waddled over to the house. Do we need to go out? Yes I am meeting my friends and I want to show them my new piece of ass.