Stranger in my bed

I woke up on Monday morning. 9th July. It was 5:30 am and it was already warm. I slept naked as always but I was still covered in beads of sweat. I lay there, the sun streaming through the curtains. It was already very bright. Right Gaynor what are we going to do today. Not more sunbathing, you don't have any white bits left apart from your eyes and teeth I thought. I know how about Leeds? I've not been for ages and it is great for some retail therapy. Sound perfect babe I said to myself. This is what happens when you live alone,you become your own best friend and talk to yourself. I got out of bed and into the bathroom to do my almost daily ritual of bathing in my first pee of the day. I pee in a large bowl then wipe all over my body with the pee making sure I get plenty on my face. I then stand in the walk in shower and empty the rest over me. I keep me mouth open so I can swallow some. It doesn't taste bad just slightly bitter. If you think I am disgusting urine is a fantastic antibiotic. I have wonderful skin never get spots and am very rarely ill. I went down stairs and drank three glasses of iced tea and bowl of Weetabix, ice cold milk and golden syrup. Yummy. Now the pee has dried I go back up stairs for a shower. Quite hot at first then slowly reducing the temperature until it is a freezing needle jet to stimulate my blood flow and make my nipple rock hard.

What to wear. As I don't do underwear I go for a loose vest top and a pair of denim cut off shorts. A pair of white trainers complete my outfit. Before dressing I brush my long hair and apply a neutral lip gloss. I dab Opium Perfume behind my ears on my neck and along my cleavage between my r breasts. I also dab some on my mons as you never know who you might meet. Refreshed and dressed I go out to my Range Rover. It looks big in the sunshine. I get in and turn it over. It fires out first time. I set the climate control to cold. I drove off my driveway and down to the motorway. It will take about an hour this way I thought. 7:30 so I will be there before the shops open. Good. It was fairly smooth journey apart from the odd hold up. Pass the farm in the middle of the motorway. I would love to live there. In the middle of nowhere but with thousands of people passing every day. I arrived at 8:45 not bad. I hate motorway driving but if needs must. I parked up and had a stroll to the market. I is a huge Victorian building on a slight slope. Lots of stalls selling all kinds of things. I went to the fruit and vegetable part and bought two bananas something you can't do in a supermarket. I unzipped the first one while waiting for my change and did my party trick pushed to whole thing in my mouth like I was deep throating a big cock. The stall holder just stared at me. I pulled it back out and said sorry just practising. Lady you can practice on me any time he replied. We giggled and he said have a nice day. I gave him a peck on the cheek and he fained all shy. Take care I said and walked around eating my bananas occasionally sliding it in my mouth much to the astonishment of passers-by.
It must have looked strange, a 5' 10" woman with long blonde hair and green eyes deep throat bananas as she toured their market. To add to that wearing a vest with side boobs showing and the smallest pair of shorts with her butt cheeks hanging out. I deeded a pee so I had to find M & S or Harvey Nic's. I got to Harvey's just in time. The Weetabix were working. After I had done I walked around looking for something to buy. No good looking for bras and panties so I looked for stockings and suspenders. They all looked god but I wanted something a little bit different. A male voice said can I help you madam? I turned and a young guy with streaked hair should there. Yes I'm looking for something more eye catching the WOW thing. If madam would like to follow me. We went into a smaller room and he opened a draw and pulled what looked like a gold chain mail suspender belt. WOW I said, now that is different. It had a wide band and four gold chain suspenders. It is real gold madam. We have a matching bra and thong set. And also have gold fishnet stocking to compliment the set. I don't use underwear but I think they would be all the talk in my local bar. Quite madam he replied. He got all the set out. What size are you madam? I don't know never had any knickers or bras for years. If madam would allow me and he produced a tape measure. He measured my boobs, 44DD he said. That is the biggest size we do. Not that madam is too big. You have a perfect figure. Flattery will get you anywhere I thought and you got out of that one nicely. He bent down to measure my fat ass. Go on say it it the largest we do in the ass department. Not at all madam, you are a perfect size 14. You use Opium madam don't you. Yes why I asked. It my favourite, wear it when I go out. I'm gay madam and the smell make me happy. It suits you. The best person I have ever had the privilege to smell wearing it. Fuck I thought a gay guy turned on by my smell. I bet the has a wank after I leave. OK I'll take them, how much? He went to the cash desk, with VAT madam £336.56. Fine and I handed him my card. Oh I need some other stockings and suspenders. I will wait madam. I pick three suspender belts in black red and emerald green. And 10 pairs of different coloured stockings. I handed them to him. £451.65 madam. I nodded. He wrapped them up and handed me the bag. I thanked him and walked out. £300+ on knickers and a bra I don't even wear. We they will make somebody happy when I wear them. More retail therapy including some new sex toys. Several dildos and strap on harness with assorted sizes of anal probes.

I needed a drink so I found a national chain coffee shop and went in. I was packed but there was a table at the far end that was empty. I ordered an iced tea and put my bags at the table. There were 4 youth sat on the next table. I asked if they could watch my bags. Yes fine one replied. I paid and returned to the table. I thanked the lads and sat down. I was soaked with sweat. I rubbed the top for my breasts. The youths were staring at me. I picked up a paper napkin and started wiping under my breasts through the arm opening of my vest. I did my left side first because the youths were sat on my right side. One of the youths said here missus and handed me a napkin. Thank you I replied. Now how the fuck do I wipe my right tit without showing anything. Eight eyes were locked on me. I smile and put my hand in my vest wiping away the sweat. I swear non of them took a breath while I was doing it. Them must of cause a glimpse of something because they went into a huddle and started whispering. I could feel sweat running down my back to my ass crack. Now I am not going to stick a napkin down my shorts and wipe my ass so I had to bare it. I drank my tea and thought I need another one. I started to stand up but one of the youth said missus I'm going to get more drinks. I will bring yours too. Thank you Sir, such a gentleman. His mate started laughing and saying thing like Jimbo you've copped and she'll kill you in bed. Shut up you ass holes. Sorry missus he said. That fine. Here I'll get these. What ever your all having and an iced tea for me. I handed him at £20 note. Off he went with Ky. I started chatting to the other two. They were all friends from the same school. Aged 15 and dressed quite good. No baseball caps or shaved heads. It was their first week of the summer holidays and were looking to find girls. Jimbo Nd Ky returned with our order. I introduced myself as Gaynor an unmarried mother of one. Lots of nudging. I am 37 and have a daughter 20 at University. Groans. Are you a model Ky asks. No what ever gave you that idea? No your beautiful. Thank you I said blushing. What are your names I asked. Jimbo James, this is Ky Kyle that is Oli Oliver and this is Pepe. Nice name, French? No his name is Lewis, Lew rhymes with poo, Pepe la Pew. Or that is awful. No he does stink. Lots off slapping and toy fighting. Pepe pleased to meet you I said. Suddenly a guy walks up is this seat taken. Sorry no its fine. I reach over to take my bags off the chair and my right boob decides to make an entrance. Hand full of bags and a swinging tit. Fucking great. I put the bags on the floor and put my puppy back in its kennel. I look up at the guy and say sorry, I was just... No need to apologise to me. I have seen many naked breasts and yours are the most perfect. Thank you I replied. Fucking pervert I thought. Some fucking chat up line that was. My name is Dave. Hi my names Gaynor. He sat down. The guys on the other table were whispering. Out with it guys I said. No secrets from me. Well Gaynor are you going have sex with this man Pepe said. Yes right now here in front of everybody. I don't think so. Because somebody sit near you it doesn't mean your going to have sex. Right, hands up who wants sex with me. Most hands in the shop including Dave's went up. Shit, I mean if you knew me would you have sex with me. I don't know you but yes. Gaynor shut the fuck up I thought.
After a few minutes, Jimbo stood up and said, Gaynor bitch we is going to to get pussy for our cocks, you no what I'm saying. I stood up and said, James you are smart like all your bro's, it has been nice meeting you and if you ever cross into Gods county give me a call. I kissed each guy as they left and sat back down with Dave.
I't too warm I said to Dave. Yes it is and no sign of rain. What brings you into Leeds Dave asked. A bit of retail like ladies do. But I'm no lady as you have just witnessed. No I found it quite funny what with your wardrobe malfunction too Dave replied. Oops, sorry about than and blushed. I meant what I said about your breasts being the best. Any way what are you doing here. You don't sound like a Tyke. Well to cut a long story short, I'm working to install software for The Northern Powerhouse, linking all the councils together. I am finishing West Yorkshire today then off the Manchester and the ten authorities over there. I live in Manchester well just outside I said. How are you getting there, by car? No, by train. I have Leeds town hall to do, the off to Huddersfield and Halifax before trying to find a hotel in Manchester. Well I can drive you there if you like. You don't have an axe or sharp knives do you? No, why? Just checking your not an axe murderer or anything. We both laughed. Dave would you like lunch with me? I have sandwiches with me. I gets to expensive buying food every day. What have you got then I asked. Crumbly Lancashire Cheese and ploughman's pickle he said. Fancy sharing, the thought of eating Lancashire cheese outside Leeds town hall turns me on. OK but you buy dessert then. Done, here's my number, just phone me when your ready to dine. Off he went with his briefcase shoulder bag and what looked like a wheeled suitcase. Must be his laptop I thought.

Dave seems quite nice I thought, early to mid 50's, shaved head and a bit of a belly. He dresses well, has a good job. Maybe he doesn't drive or finds driving stressful for work. I bet he is shy but is great in bed I thought. Fucking hell Gaynor you have only known him two minutes and want to get is cock out. I shuddered at the thought. Maybe I could ask if he wanted to stay with me. He would save money and I would drive him around Greater Manchester. I could try to get him in my bed but if he didn't want to that's fine. I could show him the Gay Village, now that would get him in my bed. Gaynor, stop getting to far ahead of yourself. Just let thing happen. Yes your right, your always fucking right. Thank you I said to myself. God she's a bitch. I wandered around Leeds walking through the shopping arcades and shops.
My phone rang. Hi Gaynor, babe, this is Dave here.Are we still on for lunch. yes where shall I meet you? On the front steps of the town hall. OK, do you like cakes? Yes I do he replied. I will get them, what would you like? An egg custard or vanilla slice. Fine I will get them. I went to a cake shop and bought two of each. So I walked to the front of the town hall with three bags. One with cakes in, one with stockings in and the other full of sex toys. Most women go on a first "date" with a bag containing make up some wipes a small bottle of deodorant and condoms. Dave came round the corner with his stuff and we walked to a grassed area and sat down. There were lots of office worker all eating or just laying in the hot sun. There was a young woman opposite lying on her back. She was wearing a light summery dress. Her knees were up and her leg were slightly open flashing her blue panties. It was turning me on and I said to Dave look over there at her. MMMMM yes I noticed. Nice colour of panties. I don't wear them I said so you out of luck there. Pity, I love taking ladies panties off with my teeth he said. I should go and buy some then I said. Why, Dave asked. So you can pull them off. He He. You naughty girl Dave said, I think you are a bit of a handful. Maybe I replied for me to know and you to find out. Dave raised an eyebrow. So I pulled my tongue out.
Finished, Dave asked. Yes. Right Huddersfield here we come. We walked to my car. Impressive Dave said as we got to my White Discovery. Thanks, I'm getting a new one for my birthday I said. We pull our gear in the back. My bag with the toys fell over and the Black Mamba dildo fell out. Kinky Dave said. Oh it's a present for a friend I replied. Must be a close friend then. Yeah sort of. We climb in and made for the motorway. It should only the 15 minutes this way I said. Wrong, we hit traffic almost immediately. Shit, sorry about that we'll come off at the next junction and use the A roads.
We took the next exit and got to Huddersfield in 30 minutes. I dropped Dave off and parked up. I went shopping for panties. If he likes them then I will buy some. I only need wear them for Dave. Hopefully I will only wear them for a short will, unless he is a slow to get in the sact type of guy. Primark, cheap and cheerful. I looked at them. Right a pack of the small tanga type and apacket of thongs. I don't see the point in a bit of cloth covering your pussy and a piece of string rubbing your ass hole. I paid for them and left. I'll get two cold drinks for the drive to Halifax. Orange will do, still, yes. I collected Dave and set off to Halifax. The A roads were less busy so we arrived in no time. Dave went and did what he had to do and I bought more drinkes. It was nearly 5pm and it was still hot. The sun was still high burning down. Thank god for the climate cortrol.
Dave soon finish and off we went, heading for home. A roads of course. We had been driving for about 20 minutes when I needed a pee. Oops nature calling I said. Look out for a loo Dave please. Yeah I need to syphon the python too he said. I started laughing. Shit why did you say that, I'm going to pee myself now. Fields on both sides I said fuck it and pulled up. Hazard's on,out and into a field like lightning. I undid my shourt and let them fall. I stepped out of them and let a hot stream of pee soak the grass. Dave was right behind me cock in hand peeing like there was no tomorrow. I couldn't help having a sneaky peek. MMMMM uncut and a nice size. He had pulled the skin back so his pee was in a nice arc not like mine all down my fucking thighs. Do you normally stand for a piss Gaynor. Only went I am bursting I replied. And usually in front of anybody. Love your ass Dave said. Shit, I forgot I was naked from the waist down. Dave have you got a hanky on you. Yes thanks he said. Can I use it please I will wash it. Yes here, come and get it. Iturned round to see him shaking his semi hard cock. I picked my shorts up and walked to him. I took his hanky and started wiping my inner thighs. His cock was still out and getting hard. Istepped close to him, there was a little drip of pre cum on the end of his cock so I wiped it off with my forefinger. Dave shivered. Can't be cold I said in a sexy voice. No Dave said. I put my pre cum covered finger in my mouth and licked it. Dave took a sharp intake of breath and let out a low moan. I placed my arms around his neck and let his rock hsrd cock nestle between my thighs. Fuck Dave said. We were about the same height. I'm 5' 10" so I guess Dave would be too. I gave him a long kiss and he put his hands on my bum. We had a tongue fight, me half naked in a field in West Yorkshire. Dave babe I think we need to go or get locked up for being half dressed in a field. Yes we can finish this later. Says who and I started to run to the car. We climbed in. You not putting your shorts on babe? Why you've seen everything so it no suprise. No but it my prize isn't it. I dare you to take your top off and drive home. With that I removed my top and threw it on the back seat with my shorts. I was only joking Gaynor. Dave I hate people daring me. Because I will. So long as it doesn't kill me. Come on bitch into my lair. So you are driving naked. Yes it was your call babe. Listen, come home with me or I will drop you off in the town centre. Trust me babe I love you. Let me taste you willy. Fuck off you perv Dave said. OK bitch. I gave Dave a big snog and put my girl in gear and zoomed off. What until I get you home boy,
your ass is mine. Don't fucking ask, OK.

We got home to my house in 45 minutes. We chatted about our lives so far and what we hoped for in the future. So boring. As I pulled on to my driveway I said to Dave, welcome to my humble abode. Dave let out a low whistle and said some neat pad. Come, lets take the stuff in. I got my bags and vest and shorts. Dave said I can't believe your walking around in front of your house naked. Why I asked, does it make you embarrassed. No but..No ifs or buts, I am fine with my body and don't mined who see's it. Wait until we're fucking on the front lawn later. Dave went white and shook his head. Into the house we went. I dropped my bags on the floor in the kitchen and threw my vest and shorts in the washing machine. Are you putting your dirties in too. Come on take your shirt and socks and your Y fronts off and out them in so I can get them washed. Have you got anything to put on, please Dave squealed. There a robe in the hallway you wimp, I have seen you willy you know. Yes but I don't normally walk around naked Dave said. Shall I get you a pair of my jogging pants and sweat shirt. Yes if you could, that would be fine. I ran upstairs and found a pink sweat shirt with GIRL written on the front in big silver letters and a pair of pink jogging pants with BITCH printed across the ass. I went back down stairs and handed them to Dave. Use the bathroom in the hall I said and Dave went off to change. After about 5 minutes Dave returned wearing the gear. He was carrying his washing in front of him and looked very sheepish. Come on give us a twirl. Piss off Dave said handing me his washing. I loosened the pile throwing each item in. I got to Dave's Y fronts and lifted them to my nose and took a deep breath. Wonderful I said, a smell of body sweat and pee. I threw then in and started the machine up. Come babe, lets sit in the garden. I pointed to Dave the way and followed him outside. MMMM nice buns I said giving his ass a gentle squeeze. He swatted my hand away. Or is my little bitch upset. Come let mummy make you better. I lay down on a beach towel asked Dave to join me. We lay on our backs looking up at the pure blue sky. I felt for Dave's hand and lightly held it. We looked at each other and we kissed. This was a more passionate kiss than on the moors like the start of a long night. It was still very warm with breeze. My back garden is a real sun trap. Dave pulled me on top of him. I spread my legs and I could feel the bulge of his growing cock pressing against my pussy lips. I sat up squashing Dave's cock into my pussy. I wiggled my ass rubbing my soaking pussy on his bulge. Dave just stared at me. I liked my lips and lent forward hooking my hands under the sweat shirt, pushing it up to expose his chest. I kissed his nipples then started nibbling them. Dave let out a low moan so I pushed the shirt over his head and held his arms above his head trapping him beneath me. I started biting Dave's nipples harder. He groaned and tried to move. No bitch, your all mine and bit him hard on his right nipple. Ouch you fucking bitch Dave said kicking his legs about. I quickly grabbed the bottom of the shirt and pulled it right up his arms making it harder for him to grab me. I move over slightly and started licking his left arm pit. It was wet with sweat and tasted salty and sweaty. Dave was moaning trying to pull his arms down. I move and bit his left nipple then started licking his right arm pit. Dave was struggling to get free but I put all my weight on him. I lifted the shirt over his head and grabbed his face. I started licking and kissing him all over his mouth. He was trying to spit my tongue away because he could taste his own sweat. I nibbled and licked his nose, sticking my tongue up each nostril. Then I started kissing him hard on the mouth. Dave started to struggle hard as I was stopping him from taking a breath. I sat up. Dave was gasping for air. Wait ugh.. til..uh.. I fucking get up he gasped. I just smiled at him. I slid down his body onto his legs. There was a damp patch over his cock. I hope you haven't cum in my pants I said. No I haven't Dave pleaded. Good job, I want your man juice down my throat. Oh fuck he whispered. I started to pull the pants down and Dave lifted his ass up to make it easier. Who's an eager beaver then I said as his semi hard cock sprung out of the pants. It looked better close up than before. I stood up to pull them off his legs making sure I spread his legs wide exposing his butt hole. MM I thought that looks unused and ripe for taking. I licked my lips. Am I going to have fun with this guy I thought. I could feel my pussy juices flowing. I knelt down between Dave's legs and kissed his balls. They were sweaty too but I don't mind. I love having sex with people after they have not washed all day. Find it sexy that they smell natural and not like flowers. I moved up letting my tongue trace the under side of his cock. It responded by twitching. Good boy I thought. Pre cum had dripped onto his lower belly so I licked it off. I then rested my forehead on his belly and slowly took his hard cock in my mouth, making sure I didn't pull the foreskin back. I took him in until his balls were touching my chin. Dave was struggling to free his arms from the sweat shirt. I rolled my tongue all round his cock and he let out a groan. I could tell he was close to cumming so I slowly withdrew his rock hard cock for my mouth. Letting my teeth gently scrape the top and bottom. Dave was shaking and breathing heavily. I flicked the end of his cock with my tongue and stood up.
Dave looked like a kitten tangled up in a ball of wool. He couldn't get his arms free because I had tuck the shirt under his head. The arms were tight so it was impossible to pull them free. I laughed at the sight of a grown man trying to undress. Don't stand there, help me Dave pleaded. Or is my poor baby stwuggling I said in a mocking voice. Fuck off Dave said. OK and I walked off. Gaynor please come babe and help me. Your the most beautiful woman in the world. I love and worship you. I will do anything...Anything? Really I said. My mind was racing all the nasty thing we could do together. No I thought. You have just met and it would be wrong to subject him to all your depraved acts on the first date. Lets take it slow and see what happens. Cross my heart Dave said hopefully.
I helped him escape from my sweat shirt and asked if wanted to tasted mummy's pussy juices. Yes please he replied in a baby voice. I knelt over Dave's mouth and let him flick his tongue along my wet slit. He was like a cat lapping milk. I shivered and lent forward taking his limp cock in my mouth again. I rapidly stiffened so I took it out of my mouth. I pulled his foreskin back and the smell was fantastic. I rubbed his cock on my nose then put it back in my mouth. I felt a little squirt of juice come out of my pussy. It must of caught Dave by surprise as he coughed. I took him right down into my throat. This is the best blow job you have ever had babe I thought. I lowered my self down onto my elbows and put my hands on Dave's ass cheeks. He copied me by grabbing mine. Dave started nibbling my pearl like a real pro. He run his tongue inside the hood of my clit. Fuck I thought, only women know that trick. He reached in with two fingers and rolled the skin back from my clit and started sucking it like a cock. Fuck... the bitch . My pussy jumped and more juice squirted out. I took his cock out of my mouth just to check he wasn't a woman. He is the best male pussy eater in the world I thought. i put three fingers of my right hand in my mouth and wet them. I grabbed Dave's ass again and slammed his cock back down my throat. I wonder what his reaction will be to me playing with his ass hole I thought. Some men like it and some hate it. Well it's tough shit for him if he doesn't like it because I am in charge. I placed my index finger on his puckered hole and slowly circled around it. He started gently biting my clit so I took it as he liked it. I pressed harder and he bit harder. His biting was sending shock through my body. I was in heaven. I move my middle finger to his hole instead of my index finger. I have very long fingers so it might move him. I pushed the end of my finger in his hole he flinched and bit my clit harder still. Ouch that hurt a bit. I started squeezing his cock with my throat muscles and Dave started moaning. I started to slowly move my finger in and out of his ass hole going deeper with each stroke. Dave was now biting quite hard on my clit. It hurt but I was loving it. He move his right hand between my butt cheeks and rubbed his thumb up and down. Dave's cock was throbbing and was getting close to cumming. His thumb was going deeper into my ass crack. Please babe stop I thought, don't do that . I continued getting closer to my butt hole. No, please my mind was screaming DO NOT TOUCH MY..... to fucking late. He rubbed his thumb on my ass hole. I started squirting like a burst pipe into Dave's mouth. Fuck it will kill him. At the same time Dave cock started spewing hot cum down my throat and I shoved my finger as far up his ass as I could. He kept pressing my ass hole with his thumb and I just kept squirting. Give Dave credit he was trying to swallow as much of my juices as he could but he would never swallow it all.
Dave took his thumb from my ass and his arms flopped out onto the floor. His cock started to shrink so I removed my finger from his ass. Dave wasn't moving so I tried to get off him. My legs where like a new born foals, all weak and would not support my weight. I half rolled off him, fuck that was so intense and I was so weak. I looked at Dave, no movement he was covered in my juices, even his bald head was shiny with my cum. I crawled up to him and kissed his wet lips. Nothing. Fuck I have killed him I thought, What do I tell the police. I started to panic. I lifted Dave's head to my chests and lightly slapped his face. He was all limp and I started to cry. I am so sorry, Your such a great pussy eater too. I pulled his face to my right breast and started rocking like a mother who has lost a child. The next minute Dave bit my right nipple. Ouch, you fucking idiot. I let go of him and he fell back laughing. I jumped on top of him grabbing his ears. That wasn't fucking funny, I thought you had died. He grabbed the back of my head and pulled my to him. We kissed and lick each other like demented souls. We lay there totally worn out. The sun was going down but it was still warm. Thank you I whispered to him. No thank you Dave said. You have done things to me nobody as every tried before and I like them. I would love to try some more of your little sexy turn ons if I may. Lets go in and get cleaned up. Then you can tell me what you have in mind. We stood up and were both slightly unsteady on our feet. We giggled and went inside.
I took Dave up to the shower and turned it on. I licked his face to get some of my juices off. Dave had a pee and asked what was that on my finger. Oh that I said showing him my right middle finger. Shit I said, your shit, So that is what you put in my ass he asked? Yes why? And thrust the dirty finger at him. Yuk. no way he squealed. I put the finger in my mouth and licked it. I flicked my tongue over it licking his shit off my finger. That is fucking discussing Dave said. I smiled at him and bent down to suck the pee off his cock, pulling the skin back. You are such a dirty bitch Dave said. I know, thank you. I stood up. Is there no limits to what you will do? No, and I kissed him sticking my tongue in his mouth. Dave pulled away spitting some imaginary shit from his mouth. Come I said and dragged him into the walk in shower. You have three more days of this babe, or you can stay in a hotel on your own I said. I will not do anything you don't feel comfortable with but I would like to see how far you will go. I kissed Dave again, this time he didn't pull away.