Slow down, you're going too fast

Don't be so easy. Work for it. We all know that as a group men masturbate an awful lot. I've known men who do so 2 and 3 times a day almost every damn day. C'mon! Give it a rest, boys. Now, I'm not saying that you should just ignore your darling little dickie. Nay! Tug and rub and touch it all you want. Be my guest. Bring it right to the edge of release. Right to the point that it starts to drool precum. Then stop. Breath deeply for about a minute and then-when you know you can continue in a CONTROLLED manner-repeat the cycle of stroking towards orgasm. Again, bring yourself to the brink of creamy fulfillment and again stop. Do this several times.

Stroke-Leak-Stop-Breath-Stroke-Leak-Stop-Breath. After several go rounds you'll be an absolute mess, Badboy. The next step is to Stop. Yep, you read it right. STOP. Cease. Desist. Let go of that throbber, tuck it back into yer underpants, zip up, wash your peckery fingers and go do something else. You may have trouble at first with this exercise. An ice pack kept handy will assist you in keeping your urges in check as you repeat this exercise. A cold shower also helps. Abstain for a few days. Hold back for at least 24 to 48 hours longer than you normally do before going the whole hog. I assure you that the resulting orgasms intensity, volume and velocity will take you back to those days when you were as young as the girls you filthy little bastards dream about boffing.