I Take Pilates and I Can Blow Myself

-I take Pilates and I am so flexible that I can blow myself !!
-I save a fortune because I don't need to buy steak dinners for whiney bitchy women as a prelude sex !
-Nobody showed me how or anything like that, but I started getting really horny after a week alone. I had a raging hard on and wanted to try just to see if Pilates would make it possible for me to blow my self
-So... I laid on the floor and raised my ass up against the wall.
-From this position, I grabbed my ankles and pulled my legs down so that my feet were touching the floor next to my ears.
- My boner started to soften but a few quick strokes and BAM I was back in business!!!
-I did a tummy crunch and popped the throbbing head of cock my into my eager mouth.
- I bent my knees as and kept my feet on the floor, which enabled me to get more of my Cock into my mouth.
-Then I got into a rhythem
...crunch my abs, swirl my tongue around my cock for 10 seconds then relax for 2 seconds then repeat.
-It was awesome, but I only lasted about 5 minutes because I was so horny that I came in my mouth quickly.
- I don't need whiney ass menstruating bitches anymore !