Some people think I'm a Wizard

I seem quiet, an unassuming, but I'm the complete opposite. I'm arrogant and smart enough to know not to show that side of me. I'm also rich all inherited and I don't work. So, I came up with perfect setup to serve my needs. In the early 2000's I like many others watched the Harry Potter Movies. That gave me my idea for my lifestyle setup, I would pretend to be a Wizard. I heard people talking about how great it would be to have powers like Harry Potter. I'd money and with that you can do things, with a lot of money you can do a lot more. Simple tricks will fool most people and gadgets help fool the rest. Like I have small circular table next a paneled wall, but it's accurately in the shape a figure 8. When I have guests, I offer them a drink. The table is empty on them first seeing it. But after a distraction it has drinks on it. The whole top of the table rotates with a panel in the wall and the other half of the table changes places with empty part. But have to know their preferred drink to set it up prior to their arrival. Being rich allowed me to setup my home with secret passages and revolving panels among other things. I have a trick wallet with hidden section, you offer to pay cash open your wallet and it looks empty. They turn to call their boss whoever and I press a button the wallet opens the secret section and is full of cash. It is very quick, and the money just seems to appear in front of their eyes. Got reputation a good tipper or a great tipper, I pull out a wad of banknotes with a dollar on top and appear to peel off the dollar and give it to them. They go and tell the others I only gave them a dollar. Only to find it's a 20 or sometimes a 50. So, when I told a waitress, I was a wizard and done wad trick, she truly believed I had given her a dollar and had changed to the 50 by magic. Needless to say, I got her into my bed and other women as well. My most enjoyable pranks are on the arrogant know Alls. Like smartass who held people up because he could, I made a show of counting the required money in front of the people behind and they could see me do it and using sleight of hand made the arrogant think I'd shortchanged him. He said I owed more I said I had paid him the right amount and when his supervisor check it was correct, he looks a fool. But being wizard get me laid as I pretend to give them gifts that just seem to appear out of nowhere. It also stops being bored as I'm always thinking up new tricks,