I tried to Join Church

As a newlywed couple we wanted to join a church. The pastor told us, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
Tall order, but we agreed with the pastor and then came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor asked us, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," I replied.
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"I was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When I bent over to pick it up, my husband was overcome with lust and took advantage of me right there. Admitted, I enjoyed it too."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"That's okay," I said.
"We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."
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