Muppethell Makes An Ass Of Himself

Once upon a time there was a nasty little man-bitch named Muppet, he had sexual fantasies about the child-catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and thought the character was sexy even though others didn’t, all he did was bitch about Nathan who did nothing wrong saying Nathan killed people he didn’t like and he wrote stories about John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. ‘Nathan is an evil sick bastard who fetishizes Dan and his dead best friend, my mutuals should hear this.’ ‘Oh no they shouldn’t, you are equally as insane.’

Being called an insane lunatic triggered Muppet, he didn’t think he was insane…he tried to berate the voice that was calling him out but before he did, he suddenly let out a loud ‘HAAAAWing’ sound. ‘Did I just bray? No fucking way I just brayed.’ But he did bray and that was only the start.

Grey fur slowly formed on his hands and his hands turned into half hoof-like ones as his Child-catcher cosplay outfit began to get tighter as his body bulked up, the fur slowly coated the rest of his body and down his lower regions, the back of the pants ripped open as a tail burst out from them.

‘Undo this right now, you freak…I don’t want to be your tf victim.’ ‘Maybe you shouldn’t have been an ass on the internet.’ ‘I’ll do anything, please.’ He begged as his boots burst open to reveal his feet deforming and becoming akin to hooves.

He cried and cried as his costume slowly tore apart, revealing his much larger and deformed body, in addition to this his ears shifted to become akin to those of a donkey, growing longer and hairier as his hair lengthened into a mane.

The man could barely be considered a person at this point as he looked like a deformed donkey especially when his two front teeth enlarged while the rest of his teeth sharpened and his face jutted out and deformed, turning into a donkey-like muzzle as his voice deepened, when his transformation completed he was truly a real ass.

“Haaaw-aay, this isn’t fair!”

‘You should have thought of that before you bullied Nathan and told your mutuals about it.”

‘I’m sorry, i’m sorry.’ ‘Too late, enjoy being stuck for all eternity as what you truly are.’ Muppet cried as he looked at his reflection in the mirror, his boyfriend came barging in to try and comfort him only to get bitten by him and turned into a deformed donkey-monster as well.

His boyfriend ran away, feeling disgraced and disappointed in Muppet and Muppet’s favorite characters Ed Grimley and the Child-Catcher and every Martin Short movie character ever all laughed at the deformed donkey-man as Muppet broke down in tears.
A minute later…Muppet was taken away and put in a freakshow for everyone to see and all of Muppet’s friends laughed at their former friend being humiliated and viewed as the freak he truly was.

Remember, don’t be like Muppet…be more respectful of other people’s kinks or else!