Off with the Fairies

My neighbor is an idiot to say the least, always on with conspiracy theories. But he does have a beautiful wife and she isn't as involved with his conspiracy theories as he is. But she pretends to follow him, mainly he is rich, she is his trophy wife. Carenza 35 and Nigel 58 have no children and since the pandemic and all the conspiracy theories connect to it. His health isn't what it was, never in perfect health before the start of the pandemic. So, he got Covid and now has what they call as Long Covid. I'm Paul 34 single and have a great career and until October 2021 no girlfriend. Girlfriend is a bit of a stretch as it's Carenza, she wasn't getting satisfied by Nigel and so I'm helping out you could say. Anytime I want to get Carenza alone I just tell Nigel some new theory doing the rounds on the internet, he is out of the way for hours. I'm quite happy with Carenza as she loves sex and prefers to stay home then go shopping, which suits me and Nigel. If there aren't any new theories, I just make something up to suit Nigel's bias and I can have Carenza to myself. While Nigel is off with the fairies as I call it.
All names have been altered.