My first BBC

It all started with a smile. Tyree and I worked together at the quickie mart and this mother fucker knew how to talk. His smile was something else, Denzel like if you will. My names Tammy, I'm white with average tits, but my ass is fucking slamming. I have really nice legs, runners legs I guess you can say, because I did run track in high school. I'm twenty years old, and not very experienced sexually. It's not because I never wanted it, I just followed mom and dads rules. Tyree was built, he was thirty seven years old with a killer body. Only one thing bothered me though, he had a bad habit of picking his nose when he thought nobody was watching. It was gross, but I was willing to look past it. I even caught him eating it a few times. He talked a lot of slang which really turned me on. I loved black culture, and this mother fucker really brought it. One night we were closing together at work, so I locked the doors and grabbed the mop. I noticed Tyree staring at my ass as I shook side to side mopping the floor. "Yo,snow flake!"He yelled. I smiled and turned around. " Come over here and help me count the drawer" He demanded. It was so hot having a black man of his stature ordering me around. "I'm coming" I yelled running to the back room. Tyree had a candle lit as he sat in the change room. He had taken off his Air Jordan's and pushed them to the side. The room kinda smelled like Swiss cheese from his foot funk, but this was pretty romantic. "Can I help you with anything? " I asked. "Yes, you can start by taking off your clothes, I know you want this as bad as I do" He gasped. Without hesitation I tore my clothes off. I could see a bulge in his jeans. "Get over here and bend that tight ass over." He smiled. I wasn't about to disappoint. I hurried over and bent over in front of him. I felt his powerful hands spread my ass cheeks. "You know what I want now" He whispered. I was new to this, "no" I said. "Crack a fart on my nose" He giggled. "Are you fuckin serious?" I asked. "Fart god damnit! " He yelled. I was so nervous anyways I unleashed a huge gush of fart air right up his nose. What just happened I thought, is this normal? "Do it again" Tyree demanded. I mustered up the courage to do it again. I pushed, but this time it was a little different. I felt kind of wet around my ass area. Tyree smashed back against the chair. I was scared to turn around, but I did. "Fuck, I'm so fuckin sorry" I said. To Tyree's surprise, I spray farted all over his face, I mean I fuckin crop dusted his ass. "I can't believe this just happened. You shot it clean up my nose, and my throat is coated with shit. The taste is a little nutty, but not bad snow flake, not to bad at all" He shrugged. He stood up with his face still covered in my poop. I was so fuckin excited to see my first bbc. " Unzip me" He smiled. I dropped to my knees in excitement. As I slid his pants down I was expecting to get slapped in the face by a huge black snake, but instead it looked like a black glob of silly putty. It was small, very small for that matter. "It's a myth baby, we're all not hung like horses" He grinned sheepishly. I stood up and cracked a half smile. "I have to go, shit breath, this shit is way to weird for me." I put my clothes on and told him I quit. "50 shades my ass! "....