Dirty and nerdy

Yep. I'm a nerd.
It not hard to see and if your to stupid to see it with my wild, thick frizzy red hair and pop bottle glasses.
My name says it.
My parents named me Erma.
I'm 5' tall and weigh a 100 pounds on a good day.
My best feature next to my 125 point IQ is my 32DD-28-36 naturally tone body and my big green eyes.
I'm awkward and goofy.
I never played sports of any kind. Matter of fact gym is the only class I ever failed.

I never had a date the hole time I was in high school.
I couldn't even get other nerdy boys to take me out.
I tried. If one would have he would have gotten my cherry.

But, instead I lost my virginity the summer I graduated high school to a little green viberator I named him Tyler.
Me and Tyler had some very wonderful times together. H
But, killed him one night after I had snuck some vodka from my parents and got a little carried away.

Tyler was replaced two days later by big Jim.
Now, big Jim was amazing. He moved in ways Tyler never did. Worth every penny of the $150 dollars I gave for him.

A porn movie and some wine I snuck from my parents one evening while they was out and big Jim took my anal virginity.
By the time I left for college that fall I had a nice little assortment of toys.
A three piece set of anal plugs, big Jim, and a vibrating dildo that had balls its entire length and one very large suction cup dildo that accompanied many times to the shower.

I got my first kiss mid way through my freshman year of college from my dorm mate Amy.

Amy and I had been cooped up in the dorm for almost three days because of the rain storm.
Amy always kept a stash of alcohol in case of an emergency.
I guess this justified an emergency. Because the boredom was over whelping.

Now, Amy is a very pretty, chubby, big titted blonde with a nice fat ass.
She stands about 5'11" about 150 pounds 36H-24-44

I was sitting on my bed cross legged in a T-shirt and panties sucking on some good tasting fruity drink.
It was running through my about going to take a shower so I could have a little private time with jessy. My suction cup dildo. Alcohol makes me horny.
When the subject changed to sex.
WI admitted I had never been with another person.
Amy asked me how I dealt with.
That's when I admitted to my collection.

When I showed Amy big Jim she looked at me with lusty eyes and climbed on to my bed with and pushed me over.
I spred my legs wide and pulled her to me.
When our lips met stars went off in my head and I started humping into her.
Before I knew it she had her head buried between my legs eating me out.
It all took me a few minutes to start cumming.
Amy didn't let up on me. She held me tight licked through my first orgasm and into my second and third.

I was straddling her face. Jumping her tongue. When she pushed big Jim into my needy asshole.
I went wild moaning and groaning and before I knew it I had my hole hand shoved into her sopping pussy.
"Don't stop. Please don't stop." She begged working ramming Jim into my ass.

As we laid in my bed with me snuggled into her tight. I got to thinking about my hole sticking out of her pussy.

"I want to try it." I whisperer softly as I rolled over and kissed her softly.
"What that's." Amy giggled.
"Fisting." I giggled and kissed her again.
"Your gonna love it." She giggled running and hand down and sliding a finger into my already damping hole. "Get your lube and go set in my chair." She smiled big.

With a little bounce in my step. In did as I was instructed.

I was panting hard and holding on for dear life when Amy finally came up for air.
"God your pussy tastes good!" She giggled with a big smile wiping her face with the back of her hand.

Amy worked a single finger in and of my engorged hole slow and and easy pouring lube on her hand and working it around.
Then it was two fingers and before I knew it she had four fingers in me.

I held my ankles and gritted my teeth looking at Amy in the as her hand slid inside me to her wrist.

I was quiver and shaking in orgasmic bliss as Amy grinned up at me.

She was gently working her in and out of my over filled pussy licking my swallowen clit, when she slid two fingers into my asshole as deep as she could get them.

That was all it took.

I lost control and started thrashing about and talking in tongues.
I was holding on to her head humping back hand her hands as hard as I could when I had the most powerful orgasm of life.
I covered us both with hard stream of cum.

Exhausted I laid in bed curled up next to Amy content in orgasmic bliss.

After Amy came home one evening with a nice large strapon. We decided to talk to our parents and rent us an apartment off campus.

We wanted a little more privacy and freedom.

Eventually we both got steady boyfriends or at least that's what thought they where.
The truth was we both wanted a little extra besides a plastic toy being shoved in us.

Amy was my bridesmaid at my wedding and I was hers at her wedding.

We still sneak off together for our fun and games.
But, our husbands get to reap the benefits of our years together in colleges.

My husband calls me his dirty nerdy girl.
If only knew the full truth of my college days.