Bonzi's Origin
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It is time for storytime with Bonzi and it is time for a brand new totally different story that is not about a bad guy getting punished but a former villain being redeemed!
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Once upon a time, in the chaotic depths of cyberspace, there was a timeline in which supposedly beloved characters were once considered gods, there lurked a notorious digital outlaw: Bonzi the Purple Gorilla. Once a self-proclaimed internet kingpin, Bonzi had built an empire on deception—popping up uninvited on innocent desktops, promising jokes, weather updates, and “helpful” advice, all while secretly data-mining like a mischievous cyber-pirate.
He was considered an icon of his decade and beloved by everyone until he got found out, you see it was revealed he was part of a scheme to steal data programs from other organizations and he was found guilty even though he did nothing wrong. ‘I do not understand this, I am an internet icon, how can I be even remotely capable of stuff like this?’ ‘You are guilty of hacking into others data programs and hacking other people’s bodies, and also of writing revenge-fics about the guy who killed Harambe.’ ‘I was writing my own modern day SNL funhouse skit!’
As time went on, the world moved past him. Antivirus programs exiled him. Pop-up blockers rendered him powerless. His once-thriving empire crumbled into the abyss of forgotten software. Alone and adrift in the vast digital wasteland, Bonzi wandered through abandoned forums and corrupted chat logs, unsure of his future.
That is until he discovered a spaceship for sale on Marketplace and he bought it, the spaceship was one he named the Bonzi 213 cruiser, he was at a pub one evening feeling down about what happened. ‘I do not understand how it could happen, I go from being everyone’s favorite to being a criminal, all because I was used.’
Looking over at him was Werebelushi In Shades. ‘Yeah, talk about a rough break, huh pal? I mean one minute you are an internet icon the next you’re a criminal and it’s not even your fault.’ ‘I don’t know what I can do.’ ‘There is something you can do, you can be friends with me and I can give you the key to a redemption arc.’ ‘You can do that?’ “Yes, I am That Werebelushi In The Shades.’ ‘Oh yes I am a huge fan of your show and would like my very own show just like yours.’
Werebelushi took Bonzi to an intergalactic studio where some alien-like beings known as the ‘Almighty Producers’, these beings were the beings that told him what to review each week and sometimes they would give him good things and sometimes they would give him awful things (but he did not mind because it was his job).
He asked them to give Bonzi a redemption arc and they agreed to help him, giving Bonzi full access to his own studio where he could make his own show and make his own reviews, which he did and he even gained notoriety when Vinesauce used him in meme videos.
Now he not only was famous once again but he reformed, he dedicated his life to cataloguing stories of troublemakers being stopped and he wrote his own - many of which were parodies so no one was likely to complain or sue him for writing ‘revenge fics’, and he became beloved for his heroic deeds and later joined Mel’s hero team The Defenders.
And so thus ends a great origin story to a beloved icon but his stories continue, oh yes they do.
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Once upon a time, in the chaotic depths of cyberspace, there was a timeline in which supposedly beloved characters were once considered gods, there lurked a notorious digital outlaw: Bonzi the Purple Gorilla. Once a self-proclaimed internet kingpin, Bonzi had built an empire on deception—popping up uninvited on innocent desktops, promising jokes, weather updates, and “helpful” advice, all while secretly data-mining like a mischievous cyber-pirate.
He was considered an icon of his decade and beloved by everyone until he got found out, you see it was revealed he was part of a scheme to steal data programs from other organizations and he was found guilty even though he did nothing wrong. ‘I do not understand this, I am an internet icon, how can I be even remotely capable of stuff like this?’ ‘You are guilty of hacking into others data programs and hacking other people’s bodies, and also of writing revenge-fics about the guy who killed Harambe.’ ‘I was writing my own modern day SNL funhouse skit!’
As time went on, the world moved past him. Antivirus programs exiled him. Pop-up blockers rendered him powerless. His once-thriving empire crumbled into the abyss of forgotten software. Alone and adrift in the vast digital wasteland, Bonzi wandered through abandoned forums and corrupted chat logs, unsure of his future.
That is until he discovered a spaceship for sale on Marketplace and he bought it, the spaceship was one he named the Bonzi 213 cruiser, he was at a pub one evening feeling down about what happened. ‘I do not understand how it could happen, I go from being everyone’s favorite to being a criminal, all because I was used.’
Looking over at him was Werebelushi In Shades. ‘Yeah, talk about a rough break, huh pal? I mean one minute you are an internet icon the next you’re a criminal and it’s not even your fault.’ ‘I don’t know what I can do.’ ‘There is something you can do, you can be friends with me and I can give you the key to a redemption arc.’ ‘You can do that?’ “Yes, I am That Werebelushi In The Shades.’ ‘Oh yes I am a huge fan of your show and would like my very own show just like yours.’
Werebelushi took Bonzi to an intergalactic studio where some alien-like beings known as the ‘Almighty Producers’, these beings were the beings that told him what to review each week and sometimes they would give him good things and sometimes they would give him awful things (but he did not mind because it was his job).
He asked them to give Bonzi a redemption arc and they agreed to help him, giving Bonzi full access to his own studio where he could make his own show and make his own reviews, which he did and he even gained notoriety when Vinesauce used him in meme videos.
Now he not only was famous once again but he reformed, he dedicated his life to cataloguing stories of troublemakers being stopped and he wrote his own - many of which were parodies so no one was likely to complain or sue him for writing ‘revenge fics’, and he became beloved for his heroic deeds and later joined Mel’s hero team The Defenders.
And so thus ends a great origin story to a beloved icon but his stories continue, oh yes they do.
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